The most off-topic game..

Because I am a l3wz3r n3w8i, I am going to introduce a game that has next to nil to do with BGII:SoA...

The purpouse of this game is to reproduce as closely as possible a scene from a movie...
This scene will be From Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail, and the "Holy hand Grenade of Antioch" Scene (with the killer bunny...y'know?)
okay, I'll start it off
(although i doubt anyone will play cause I'm a l3wZ3r N3w8Ie

"Brother Maynard! Bring Forth the Holy Hand Grenade!"
*Monks Chanting, carrying a litter come down a hill
-King Arthur- "How does it--how does it work?"
Monk- "I know not my Liege"
Brother Maynard- "Consult the Book of Armaments!"


Okay, complete the rest, and more if you want, or if you care at all about the movie..

Ok, Here is the rest:

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow
Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies
and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the
number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My
sight, shall snuff it.'

Some extra:

*Laughing his ass off, remembering all the good times he's had with that movie*

Me thinks I shall have to watch it again this week...... love that movie... and M.P in general. *L*

Nice thread! Keep'em coming!