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05-03-2002, 09:48 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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A Sad Farewell
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering of a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50, for about 20 minutes.
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05-03-2002, 09:51 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
Age: 36
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*groans*
. . . . *groans again so this won't be a one word post*
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05-03-2002, 09:53 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
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John D., these are great posts, but could you consolidate them into a single joke thread? Thanks. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Keep the laughter coming! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Cheers, -Saz
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