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Old 06-08-2002, 12:30 PM   #1
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Bat Control

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.

One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."

The third said, "I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
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Old 06-08-2002, 12:32 PM   #2
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LOL

I guess someone will have a go at you about this.....but it sure as hell isn't going to be me. [img]smile.gif[/img]
 
Old 06-08-2002, 12:35 PM   #3
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rofl. thats nasty, but oh-so-funny.
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Old 06-08-2002, 12:46 PM   #4
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LOL that was funny, but i think that bat`s is cute haha!
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