No more Miss America?

Lord of Alcohol · 06-19-2005, 05:51 PM

Who cares? Apparently not many. I'm of the opinion you can have a hell of a lot better time at a titty bar than watching....that.

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/arti...00010000000001

So if you want to be Miss America.....get in a g-string and SHOW ME YOUR TITS!

Thank you this been a public service announcement on behalf(as opposed to halved)of my penis. Your Welcome for your time, Regards-LoA [img]smile.gif[/img]

Morgeruat · 06-20-2005, 08:36 AM

Quote:

"I don't think there's an audience for squeaky clean,'' said Shari Anne Brill, director of programming for ad-buying firm Carat. "It has to be modernized in the way we've all been fed such reality. You need to see the tears, the drama, the makeup, the mascara, the crisis of finding out you have a zit.''

gah, so filled with rage right now.... can we never get away from the reality tv drivel that permeates every other endeaver these days.

johnny · 06-20-2005, 08:55 AM

I want to be miss America, but i'm not going to flash my tits....not for less than a keg of beer anyway.

Morgeruat · 06-20-2005, 09:17 AM

All I'd be able to provide is american near-beer Johnny, which I don't think would get you drunk enough to flash anyone. (it's like .01% alcohol)

Timber Loftis · 06-20-2005, 09:45 AM

Miss America didn't get dropped -- it got replaced by a Donald Trump endeavor, Miss USA I think.

Cloudbringer · 06-20-2005, 11:04 AM

I'd vote for johhnny if he got in that g-string.

Khazadman Risen · 06-23-2005, 12:49 PM

Hell yeah! Topless pole dancers. I'd watch that!

06-19-2005, 05:51 PM	#1
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Who cares? Apparently not many. I'm of the opinion you can have a hell of a lot better time at a titty bar than watching....that. http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/arti...00010000000001 So if you want to be Miss America.....get in a g-string and SHOW ME YOUR TITS! Thank you this been a public service announcement on behalf(as opposed to halved)of my penis. Your Welcome for your time, Regards-LoA [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ No

06-20-2005, 08:55 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	I want to be miss America, but i'm not going to flash my tits....not for less than a keg of beer anyway. __________________

06-20-2005, 09:45 AM	#5
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Miss America didn't get dropped -- it got replaced by a Donald Trump endeavor, Miss USA I think. __________________

06-20-2005, 11:04 AM	#6
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	I'd vote for johhnny if he got in that g-string. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

06-23-2005, 12:49 PM	#7
Khazadman Risen Manshoon Join Date: May 4, 2004 Location: The Glorious South Age: 62 Posts: 174	Hell yeah! Topless pole dancers. I'd watch that! __________________ I\'m reminded of the words of Socrates who said.... I drank what?<br />C. Knight

06-20-2005, 09:17 AM	#4
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	All I'd be able to provide is american near-beer Johnny, which I don't think would get you drunk enough to flash anyone. (it's like .01% alcohol)

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