Worth a Smile

Arvon · 02-28-2004, 12:11 PM

Your Grandma

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"

Vaskez · 02-28-2004, 01:47 PM

LOL! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The Fallen One · 02-28-2004, 04:11 PM

nice one!

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Xen · 02-28-2004, 04:24 PM

Funny as hell.

slicer15 · 02-28-2004, 04:55 PM

Gave me a laugh! Good one!

SomeGuy · 02-28-2004, 05:59 PM

lol that's pretty funny

Vaskez · 02-28-2004, 06:03 PM

Aah poor Arvon. Last time he posted a joke that he portrayed as really funny and half the people thought it was lame. Now he carefully portrays this one as just "worth a smile" so as not to get shot down again and everyone finds it hilarious!

Kakero · 02-28-2004, 08:11 PM

Caught me there. good one!

Sythe · 02-28-2004, 08:43 PM

yes very good
nice one in a while

Bahamut · 02-29-2004, 01:52 AM

Hehe... man old people can still get it on. Great lesson.

Nice one again... worth a smile indeed...

02-28-2004, 12:11 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Your Grandma A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good - the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-28-2004, 04:11 PM	#3
The Fallen One Elminster Join Date: September 25, 2003 Location: In The Darkness... Age: 37 Posts: 442	nice one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://ox.wit.edu/~pokharela/exermv4.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />--------------------<br /> [img]\"http://ox.wit.edu/~pokharela/kana.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-28-2004, 05:59 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	lol that's pretty funny __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

02-28-2004, 06:03 PM	#7
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Aah poor Arvon. Last time he posted a joke that he portrayed as really funny and half the people thought it was lame. Now he carefully portrays this one as just "worth a smile" so as not to get shot down again and everyone finds it hilarious! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

02-28-2004, 08:43 PM	#9
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	yes very good nice one in a while __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

02-28-2004, 01:47 PM	#2
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LOL! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

02-28-2004, 04:24 PM	#4
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Funny as hell.

02-28-2004, 04:55 PM	#5
slicer15 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 12, 2002 Location: Banstead, Southeast England Age: 37 Posts: 1,162	Gave me a laugh! Good one!

02-28-2004, 08:11 PM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Caught me there. good one!

02-29-2004, 01:52 AM	#10
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	Hehe... man old people can still get it on. Great lesson. Nice one again... worth a smile indeed... __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

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