Two jokes

Vedran · 04-04-2003, 02:51 PM

I hope nobody will get angry, these are just a jest.

What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if
we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

[ 04-04-2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Vedran ]

Morgeruat · 04-04-2003, 03:05 PM

lol, sad but true

Kakero · 04-04-2003, 03:18 PM

hehe, that is true.

Gangrell · 04-04-2003, 03:20 PM

What? It's not all true... well, maybe [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 04-04-2003, 03:20 PM

It's usally beer instead of food

ROFL [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 04-04-2003, 04:57 PM

Great stuff, Vedran. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Especially liked the last one, just too true.

Dragonshadow · 04-05-2003, 08:43 AM

Eeh, probobly right.
heh

Nubilus · 04-05-2003, 09:52 AM

True, but not allways. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Sorry 'bout the seal thing...

T/-/alali · 04-05-2003, 09:54 AM

That is so true its scarry. We are just selective listeners.

Harkoliar · 04-05-2003, 10:58 AM

haha.. love it

04-04-2003, 02:51 PM	#1
Vedran Lord Soth Join Date: July 28, 2002 Location: Sisak, Croatia Age: 39 Posts: 1,930	I hope nobody will get angry, these are just a jest. What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW! . . . . . HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food. [ 04-04-2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Vedran ] __________________ Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, adhuc dulcius pro patria vivere. (It is sweet and glorius to die for one's homeland, even sweeter to live for it) Horatio

04-04-2003, 03:05 PM	#2
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	lol, sad but true __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

04-04-2003, 03:20 PM	#5
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	It's usally beer instead of food ROFL [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

04-05-2003, 08:43 AM	#7
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Eeh, probobly right. heh __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

04-05-2003, 09:52 AM	#8
Nubilus Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 12, 2003 Location: Sisak,Croatia Age: 36 Posts: 37	True, but not allways. [img]smile.gif[/img] Sorry 'bout the seal thing... __________________ But when bad die were cast<br />We were cast down to die<br />A steeple of needles thrust into our eyes<br />So scholars might say we were blinded by pride<br />Like the sin of Our Father...<br /><br />

04-04-2003, 03:18 PM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe, that is true.

04-04-2003, 03:20 PM	#4
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	What? It's not all true... well, maybe [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

04-04-2003, 04:57 PM	#6
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Great stuff, Vedran. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Especially liked the last one, just too true.

04-05-2003, 09:54 AM	#9
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 36 Posts: 700	That is so true its scarry. We are just selective listeners. __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

04-05-2003, 10:58 AM	#10
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	haha.. love it __________________ Catch me if you can..

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