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12-07-2001, 10:15 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Top 10 Signs You Are
In The Wrong Church 1. The church bus has gun racks. 2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. 3. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version." 4. There's an ATM in the lobby. 5. Choir wears leather robes. 6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake." 7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum. 8. Karaoke Worship Time. 9. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?" 10. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
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12-08-2001, 03:49 AM
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Red Dragon
 Join Date: December 5, 2001
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Age: 38
Posts: 1,557
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hmmm I thought I was in the wrong forum for a moment.
 Anyway, I am glad my church doesnt look like that!
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