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Old 05-29-2001, 08:11 PM   #1
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I would just like to say, and clarify that tomato(s) do in fact rot. That is all, carry on, single file through those two doors.
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Old 05-29-2001, 08:14 PM   #2
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I don't think I want to ask as to how you arrived at this monumental discovery.



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Old 05-29-2001, 08:23 PM   #3
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I don't think I want to ask as to how you arrived at this monumental discovery.
I mixed sodium vapor lighting(the yelloy lamps) with the mercury vapor lighting(white lamps) and the tomato(s) quickly grew mold and fungus. I quickly concluded that I am the cock of the wok.
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Old 05-29-2001, 08:24 PM   #4
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Well that is Need To Know information, thank you Shadowstrider....



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Old 05-29-2001, 08:31 PM   #5
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Well that is Need To Know information, thank you Shadowstrider....



What game do you play temptress? Are you trying to lure me into some lair from which you will promptly feed me, become fat and imobile to be consumed by your rodent servents.

Yes I would like fries with that.
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Old 05-29-2001, 08:40 PM   #6
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Ah ha! They rot! Yes, that's it! Now I have all the information I need to rule the world right here in this notebook! Ack!

Don't you hate it when celebratory dancing knocks your Mountain Dew onto your plans to rule the world?



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Old 05-29-2001, 08:42 PM   #7
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Yeah, right, what next? Ya gonna tell me Bread will grow Mold? I believe that when I see it ...**whispers in BK's ear** oh ... um, never mind.. moving on...

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Old 05-29-2001, 08:43 PM   #8
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Ah ha! They rot! Yes, that's it! Now I have all the information I need to rule the world right here in this notebook! Ack!

Don't you hate it when celebratory dancing knocks your Mountain Dew onto your plans to rule the world?
I like the way you plan...perhaps I should re-inact the re-inactment of Pompei and blow like a beaver dam.

Or better yet i should do the shroom with a vacuum and make you go boom, or use a loom?
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Old 05-29-2001, 08:44 PM   #9
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Yeah, right, what next? Ya gonna tell me Bread will grow Mold? I believe that when I see it ...**whispers in BK's ear** oh ... um, never mind.. moving on...

BK
Ofcourse bread doesn't grow mold silly, it grow's crickets and horses which promptly eat beer head.

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Old 05-29-2001, 09:23 PM   #10
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Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a big celebration with many friends in attendance. After much imbibing of various intoxicating substances, several guests challenged each other to a tomato throwing contest. A crude bullseye was drawn on the garden wall, and each guest stood at the other end of the garden, taking turns throwing tomatoes at the bullseye. No one really won, (due to too much intoxication), but the base of the garden wall was full of smashed pulpy tomatoes.
Being a desert climate, the tomato pulp did not rot but dried quickly, leaving behind many seeds and fertilizer.

A few months later, with the arrival of the yearly monsoons (heavy rains), baby tomato plants began growing along the base of the wall. Those tomato plants produced a massive amount of tomatoes, for most of that year.

They were quite tasty.

(and unfortunately, the story fizzles out here)

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