I killed a prostitute because I'm sexy as hell. - Page 3

SpiritWarrior · 05-01-2007, 04:09 PM

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana.

:-/

Ziroc · 05-01-2007, 04:53 PM

I killed a homeless guy because I have double D's. ....

(On a serious note, kids are actually doing this--because they are afraid to pick on someone their own size and build--whimps.) Its sad really.

Sir Goulum · 05-01-2007, 05:49 PM

I slept with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp and your jealous. LOL

Sir Krustin · 05-01-2007, 06:16 PM

I stabbed my crush because I've got abs.

T-D-C · 05-01-2007, 07:19 PM

I left Santa Claus because i have AMAZING boobs.

*looks down*

Well I wouldn't say they are amazing......

Blind_Prophet · 05-01-2007, 07:29 PM

I ate the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous...

LOLZ

Felix The Assassin · 05-01-2007, 10:17 PM

I banged Paris Hilton because I've got abs.

Well, I've actually done worse~for reals!

thecarrotdude · 05-01-2007, 10:28 PM

I killed the kool-aid-man because thats how I roll

Spirits Reborn · 05-02-2007, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
I killed the trojan man because I had to......ooookay.... agreed LZ, in this case it doesn't make alot of sense, either...although I'm laughing at the poor stabbed orange above... LOL

And I love oranges too D:

they're my fav fruits. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Leonis · 05-02-2007, 02:15 AM

I ran shirtless with a bisexual because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Hmmm, not far from the truth, oddly...

05-01-2007, 04:09 PM	#21
SpiritWarrior Jack Burton Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Ireland Posts: 5,854	I stabbed a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. :-/ __________________ Still I feel like a child when I look at the moon, maybe I grew up a little too soon...

05-01-2007, 04:53 PM	#22
Ziroc Ironworks Webmaster *Bow to the Meow* Join Date: January 4, 2001 Location: Lakeland, Florida Age: 51 Posts: 11,720	I killed a homeless guy because I have double D's. .... (On a serious note, kids are actually doing this--because they are afraid to pick on someone their own size and build--whimps.) Its sad really. __________________ Ziroc™ Ironworks Gaming Webmaster www.ironworksgaming.com The Great Escape Studios - 2D/3D Modeling www.tgeweb.com & Ziroc's Facebook Page Visit My Flickr Photo Album

05-01-2007, 06:16 PM	#24
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	I stabbed my crush because I've got abs. __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

05-01-2007, 07:19 PM	#25
T-D-C Ironworks Moderator Join Date: October 26, 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 43 Posts: 4,415	I left Santa Claus because i have AMAZING boobs. looks down Well I wouldn't say they are amazing...... __________________

05-01-2007, 07:29 PM	#26
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,168	I ate the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous... LOLZ __________________ The height of narcissism

05-01-2007, 05:49 PM	#23
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	I slept with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp and your jealous. LOL

05-01-2007, 10:17 PM	#27
Felix The Assassin The Dreadnoks Join Date: September 27, 2001 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 61 Posts: 3,608	I banged Paris Hilton because I've got abs. Well, I've actually done worse~for reals! __________________ The Lizzie Palmer Tribute Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John F. Kennedy 35th President of The United States The Last Shot Honor The Fallen Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom. If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.

05-01-2007, 10:28 PM	#28
thecarrotdude Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 29, 2005 Location: Michigan Age: 34 Posts: 320	I killed the kool-aid-man because thats how I roll __________________ "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..." - Milton Waddams

05-02-2007, 02:15 AM	#30
Leonis Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Somewhere on Earth - it changes often Posts: 1,292	I ran shirtless with a bisexual because I'm a pimp and your jealous. Hmmm, not far from the truth, oddly... __________________ Better run through the jungle! Grrr...

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