If Montgomery Burns were in BG2

[Shadowstrider]

ooo, a fine npc indeed

Name = Montgomery Burns
Pet Familiar = Waylan Smithers
Alignment= chaotic evil
Stats = 3 HP
str -2
con 1
dex -2
wis 14
int 15
chr -5
Special Attacks
Releasing the hounds
Taking Candy from a baby
Radiation Burns


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I am YOUR omega.

Strider's Chambers
The Shadow Network

[This message has been edited by Shadowstrider (edited 06-10-2001).]

[DawnChaser]

I love this guy! I need a IWD version.

"Hmmm, he sounds sorta familiar. I think I know him from somewhere. Wait, It'll come to me"


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DawnChaser aka Thanatos (Dispositioner of Souls)

[Charean]

ROFLMAO!

Love that!! Waiting for the portrait and the sounds to import... tee hee!!!

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

[Shadowstrider]

hell maybe i'll make the joinable NPC MOD i was planning when the dungeon pack comes out..then you'll see him.

[DawnChaser]

You can do an entire Simpson's crew. That way, I can be the Blue's guy, as a bard... That would ROCK!

"I just want to get some pix of Maggie. She's the real star."


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DawnChaser aka Thanatos (Dispositioner of Souls)

[Charean]

Actually, that would be interesting... I mean, how would you put the Simpsons into the right categories? i.e. Bart could be a Bard/Thief, I spose... chaotic neutral, Lisa I think would be a magic user due to her high IQ... lawful good. The rest are kinda hard to peg I think...

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

[Shadowstrider]

Homer Simpson
Level 3 half-orc berserker
str.16
dex.3
con.25(boxing episode, drinking, cannonball to guts)
wis.1
int.1
chr.10

Marge Simpson
Level 2 human paladin(she was a cop)
str.7
dex.16
con.13
wis.16
int.13
chr.25(hottie =P)

Bart Simpson
Level 4 human thief(nuetral evil)
str.10
dex.15
con.8
wis.6
int.6
chr.17(very likeable)

Lisa Simpson
Level 30 human Bard(saxaphone, bards get magic too =P)
str.3
dex.7
con.6
wis.19
int.19
chr.1

Maggie Simpson
Level 1 human monk =)
str.1
dex.1
con.1
wis.1
int.1
chr.1

Apu Nahasapimapetalon
Level 5 fence(blak market slaesmen)
str.12
dex.14
con.21(he's been shot afw times)
wis.9
int.12
chr.15

Moe Sizlac
Level 5 fence
str.10
dex.13
con.12
wis.14
int.7
chr.3

Barney
Level 7 dwarf thrown into a drunken stupor rage
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Ned Flanders
Level 10 cleric
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

"Diamond" Joe Quimby
Level 2 thief(25 in charisma)
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Krusty the Clown
Level 7 Bard(entertainer)
familiar: Sideshow Mel
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Sideshow Bob
Level 7 anti-paladin
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Bleeding gums murphey(diseased)
Level 30 bard
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Rod and Tod Flanders:
Level 3 morons each
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Nelson Muntz
Level 3 barbarian
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Ralph Wiggum
Level 99 idiot(God of idiots)
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

Chief Wiggum
Level 1 fallen paladin(in service of his son's church)
str.
dex.
con.
wis.
int.
chr.

more to come.

[This message has been edited by Shadowstrider (edited 06-10-2001).]

[DawnChaser]

Excellent work, Shadowstrider. Time to work on the voices, and any items you will need to support this cast, such as the "donut of napping - used by Homer at work", and the "Saxophone of Blues Covers - used by Bleeding Gums Murphy"

Let me know when you get it to a point when it can be downloaded and tested!

"PSSST, see if he'll add a cute little elven smartass in the pack."


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DawnChaser aka Thanatos (Dispositioner of Souls)

[Charean]

Gotta love it!! What fun that would be! LOL

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...