Can Anyone Tell Me........ - Page 3

Waluin · 07-20-2001, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by Shrylia:
Those are great! Here is yet another thing to ponder: If olive oil comes from olives and peanut oil comes from peanuts...where does baby oil come from? hhhmmmm...???

Hmm, I always wondered why my sister smelled so fresh when she was a baby.

How do they do it? do they squeeze babies over a distiller?

heh, j/k of course

Shrylia · 07-20-2001, 09:34 AM

I believe a babypress may be employed...kind of a de-pressing thought.

Moridin · 07-20-2001, 10:05 AM

These are good

Here are a couple more to ponder

Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose?

Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Where does the white in snow go when it melts?

What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody)

Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?

How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things?

Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing?

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

Bahamut · 07-20-2001, 10:22 AM

another attempt for me to answer the questions... but moridin these are hard!!!

Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose?
*well, cheese doesnt mean choose... but does geese mean goose? ahh... er... next!

Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
*simple! to complement each other!

Where does the white in snow go when it melts?
*have no idea... i tried to ask ice, and why the sea is color blue but when you get a lil from it it turns to colorless...

What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody)
*on a more personal note, "who gives a sh*t!!!!!"

Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
*wehehehe... ironic.

How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing?
*do they? i thought they were different?

How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things?
*guys are bastards (j/k), and when they grow up, they become "men"... wow, wheres the connection...?

Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing?
*it sounds... icky... fingers finger, but i dont know fing... the attmept to finger? ahh... well...

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Yukishiro Tomoe

Zeeke75 · 07-20-2001, 12:54 PM

Here's another one...

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a drive way?

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Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray.
All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!!

07-20-2001, 09:44 PM

LOL!
Thank you all for the additions!
I love to laugh!

Moni

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Keylar the Minotaur · 07-20-2001, 10:42 PM

Hey,

Here is my favorite, why do the directions on the Mildew and Grout cleaner say only use in a well ventilated area?

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Do as you will lest ye harm no one else in the doing.

07-20-2001, 09:34 AM	#22
Shrylia Manshoon Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Burlington,VT Posts: 163	I believe a babypress may be employed...kind of a de-pressing thought.

07-20-2001, 10:05 AM	#23
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	These are good Here are a couple more to ponder Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Where does the white in snow go when it melts? What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody) Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing? How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things? Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing? ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

07-20-2001, 10:22 AM	#24
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	another attempt for me to answer the questions... but moridin these are hard!!! Geese is the plural of goose so is cheese the plural of choose? well, cheese doesnt mean choose... but does geese mean goose? ahh... er... next! Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? simple! to complement each other! Where does the white in snow go when it melts? have no idea... i tried to ask ice, and why the sea is color blue but when you get a lil from it it turns to colorless... What is another word for thesaurus? (this is an oldy but a goody) on a more personal note, "who gives a sht!!!!!" Why do convienence stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? wehehehe... ironic. How can a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing? do they? i thought they were different? How come a wise guy and a wise man mean opposite things? guys are bastards (j/k), and when they grow up, they become "men"... wow, wheres the connection...? Why do writers write, but grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing? it sounds... icky... fingers finger, but i dont know fing... the attmept to finger? ahh... well... ------------------ Yukishiro Tomoe*

07-20-2001, 12:54 PM	#25
Zeeke75 Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 26, 2001 Location: Minnesota Age: 48 Posts: 740	Here's another one... Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a drive way? ------------------ Always listen to your heart, for it will never lead you astray. All bow and cower before the Triumvirate!!!

07-20-2001, 09:44 PM	#26
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! Thank you all for the additions! I love to laugh! Moni ------------------

07-20-2001, 10:42 PM	#27
Keylar the Minotaur Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 17, 2001 Posts: 5	Hey, Here is my favorite, why do the directions on the Mildew and Grout cleaner say only use in a well ventilated area? ------------------ Do as you will lest ye harm no one else in the doing.

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