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Old 07-21-2001, 03:55 AM   #11
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Old 07-21-2001, 06:09 PM   #12
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I can top that!

When me and my glaberezu and Hezeru (sp?) buddies decided to go to the Gazolaln, a bar with a "show" of succubi, we sat at the front row, and we drank gallons of ale, a few succubi whispered in our ears: "Follow me!" so, like good studly demons, we went out back. I stocked up on Merlot just incase. My friends brought chicken wings and spicy ribs. The Succubi were gettin' close to us, and I knew that they would drain us, so I asked my fartsy Herzeru friend, to let one rip by my signal. Just as i was about to die via the embrace of a succubi, I signalled my gas master who was weakening fast, to let the dogs out! Since we were on a steamy crater cover, the succubi were blasted up about 67 ft in the air and I made it rain barbeque chips to make things good.
MThe succubi didnt even know that I was a baatezu prince! We went back into the bar, and we ate big and we drank bigger as we were thrown out for reckless drinking and activity! After words, we kneeled over because we ate too many chicken wings and beer.

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Old 07-21-2001, 06:11 PM   #13
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*pssst, you hold him down, i'll call the doctors in white coats*

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