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Old 10-29-2001, 04:07 PM   #1
Arvon
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


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Old 10-29-2001, 04:14 PM   #2
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LOL damn too bad i'm underage!! pssttt do you think tha'ts hwat enstein did to make himself so smart????

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Old 10-29-2001, 04:16 PM   #3
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I knew there had to be good reasons to drink beer.

"I don't really like the buzz, honey, I'm just defragmenting my brain"

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Old 10-29-2001, 04:31 PM   #4
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LOL!
I think you could get away with that too
Personally, I'm not convinced though

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Old 10-29-2001, 05:03 PM   #5
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AS if one need's a reason..

Medically speaking it has been shown that 1 beer a day canhelp
improve brain activity.

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Old 10-29-2001, 05:45 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally posted by Elif Godson:
AS if one need's a reason..

Medically speaking it has been shown that 1 beer a day canhelp
improve brain activity.

Hey that means I'm a GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I drink FAR more than one a day!

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Old 10-29-2001, 05:45 PM   #7
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Grilled to a 34 degree state of perfection will prevent any good cells from being effected
Out of all the beer I have tried I think my favorite is Weis with a slice of lemon extremely chilled as well. Well, I have got some defragmenting to do

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Old 10-29-2001, 05:50 PM   #8
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I have to go with, depending on occasion:
Guiness,Hackershoir(sp), or corona with a slice of lime
Black and Tan is always a pleaser.

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Old 10-29-2001, 05:51 PM   #9
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I drink Miller Genuine Draft, Moosehead, or Yuengling. I do get much more philosophical when drunk. I can also string some good obscenities together.

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Old 10-29-2001, 06:10 PM   #10
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I been drinking beer for some time now - perhaps since before you were born?? It was my 65th birthday today. I think everyone should have something to believe in, so I think I believe I'll have a beer!! I don't get fancy with this stuff as who knows what they are drinking after a couple anyway?? Plain old BUD suits me fine. No need to spend big bucks on stuff like some of those German beers, STELLA ARTOIS, etc. - I only have to impress myself!!!
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