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01-21-2002, 10:42 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Buy It Honey
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... " "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... " "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye ... I do too ... " The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present, "Okay... who's phone is this?"
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01-21-2002, 10:44 AM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: August 11, 2001
Location: The land of blonde virgins
Age: 42
Posts: 2,563
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Oh god, wouldn't wanna be that guy
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01-21-2002, 10:49 AM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: October 2, 2001
Location: Greece
Age: 35
Posts: 1,463
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Good one! I wouldn't want to be her husband...
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01-21-2002, 11:07 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: I live inside of my mind.....
Age: 53
Posts: 3,234
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LOL poor guy
don't wanna see the bill... a car for $60,000 WITH all the options? get real
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