Another Lesson

Arvon · 01-17-2002, 01:04 PM

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon
he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the
tree.

Moral of the story:
Bulls**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Arvon ]

Lifetime · 01-17-2002, 02:04 PM

I've got so many of these stories but I've forgotten them all!
Oh wait I've got one..

A chicken was tired of laying eggs one day and decided to take a walk. On its way, it met a crow sitting in a tree, and struck up a conversation on how tiring life was. The crow suggested that the chicken follow the crow's example and take a nap. However, being unable to reach the branches, the chicken sat down at the foot of the tree and fell asleep, where it got eaten by a fox.
Moral of the story: To be sitting around and doing nothing, you have to be sitting really high up.

And Arvon.. its LESSON

Arvon · 01-17-2002, 04:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Lifetime [img]redface.gif[/img] h all right I change it...smarty...
I've got so many of these stories but I've forgotten them all!
Oh wait I've got one..

A chicken was tired of laying eggs one day and decided to take a walk. On its way, it met a crow sitting in a tree, and struck up a conversation on how tiring life was. The crow suggested that the chicken follow the crow's example and take a nap. However, being unable to reach the branches, the chicken sat down at the foot of the tree and fell asleep, where it got eaten by a fox.
Moral of the story: To be sitting around and doing nothing, you have to be sitting really high up.

And Arvon.. its LESSON

01-17-2002, 01:04 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bulls**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. [ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-17-2002, 02:04 PM	#2
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	I've got so many of these stories but I've forgotten them all! Oh wait I've got one.. A chicken was tired of laying eggs one day and decided to take a walk. On its way, it met a crow sitting in a tree, and struck up a conversation on how tiring life was. The crow suggested that the chicken follow the crow's example and take a nap. However, being unable to reach the branches, the chicken sat down at the foot of the tree and fell asleep, where it got eaten by a fox. Moral of the story: To be sitting around and doing nothing, you have to be sitting really high up. And Arvon.. its LESSON __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

01-17-2002, 04:14 PM	#3
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	quote: Originally posted by Lifetime [img]redface.gif[/img] h all right I change it...smarty... I've got so many of these stories but I've forgotten them all! Oh wait I've got one.. A chicken was tired of laying eggs one day and decided to take a walk. On its way, it met a crow sitting in a tree, and struck up a conversation on how tiring life was. The crow suggested that the chicken follow the crow's example and take a nap. However, being unable to reach the branches, the chicken sat down at the foot of the tree and fell asleep, where it got eaten by a fox. Moral of the story: To be sitting around and doing nothing, you have to be sitting really high up. And Arvon.. its LESSON __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

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