Handicaped...

[Arvon]

Handicap

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But
the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his
ears. As a result of this 'unusual' handicap, he was very self-conscious
about his having no ears.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the
insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he
decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a
business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer
firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he
decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked
out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The first
interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question
for this first candidate was, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?'
The guy said, 'Now that you mention it, you have no ears.' The man got
really upset and threw the guy out. The second interview went even better
than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to
conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again, 'Do you
notice anything unusual about me?' This guy also noticed, 'Yes, you have
no ears.' The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate
out. Then he had the third interview.. The third candidate was even better
than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he
wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, 'Do you notice anything
unusual about me?' The guy replied 'Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses.'
Surprised, the man then asked, 'Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How
could you tell?' The guy burst out laughing and said, 'Well, You can't
wear glasses if you don't have any ears!'


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[Beaumanoir]

LOL!!!

Hang On, You Can Wear Glasses Without Ears, You Can Get Glasses That Clip To Your Nose!!!

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[Sazerac]

ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks, Arvon! I needed a good laugh today!



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[Arvon]

Originally posted by Beaumanoir: LOL!!! Hang On, You Can Wear Glasses Without Ears, You Can Get Glasses That Clip To Your Nose!!!

I Believe what you are talking about is something called nez pez (?). I'm not sure of the spelling. Thought they're technically glasses, they're really not glasses... good point!

[adam warlock]

LOL!!!
you know... it would be worse if he loses his hearing...

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[Beaumanoir]

Originally posted by Arvon: Originally posted by Beaumanoir: LOL!!! Hang On, You Can Wear Glasses Without Ears, You Can Get Glasses That Clip To Your Nose!!! I Believe what you are talking about is something called nez pez (?). I'm not sure of the spelling. Thought they're technically glasses, they're really not glasses... good point!

Really? Where Do You Get Them From... They look Really Cool!!



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[Kaz]

pince-nez, they're called

[Arvon]

Originally posted by Kaz: pince-nez, they're called

Picky..picky...thanks...That's what happens when the brain gets older...*sigh*