The Talking Dog

Arvon · 01-29-2003, 07:14 AM

Talking Dog for Sale

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."

The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"

The owner replies, "Because he's such a complete liar."

Sir Exxon · 01-29-2003, 10:09 AM

LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Good one as always, Arvon. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Kakero · 01-29-2003, 02:34 PM

hehe...the dog can lie as well as it can talk.

Zarr · 01-29-2003, 06:28 PM

LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Good joke Arvon!

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-29-2003, 06:34 PM

funny and original, I like it

Lavindathar · 01-29-2003, 09:00 PM

Yeah, that was another good one!

Lord of Alcohol · 01-29-2003, 09:20 PM

bump

Nachtrafe · 01-30-2003, 09:09 AM

Hmmmm...still posting them one to a thread I see. Sooooooo...Were you not
able to get a building permit for the "House of Jokes"? Should we talk to
Choc and see if you can get something pushed through?

Just trying to help out.

Donut · 01-30-2003, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe:
funny and original, I like it

It's not exactly original. I put "Talking dog for sale" into google and found 251 sites with this joke listed.

01-29-2003, 07:14 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Talking Dog for Sale This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?" The owner replies, "Because he's such a complete liar." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-29-2003, 06:28 PM	#4
Zarr Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 19, 2002 Location: Northern Ireland Age: 40 Posts: 1,330	LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Good joke Arvon! __________________ Minsc - \"Don\'t ask questions better left to aged sages\"<br /><br />\"You must gather your party before venturing forth\". BANG shoots him dead

01-29-2003, 06:34 PM	#5
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	funny and original, I like it __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-29-2003, 09:00 PM	#6
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Yeah, that was another good one! __________________ =@

01-29-2003, 09:20 PM	#7
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	bump __________________ No

01-29-2003, 10:09 AM	#2
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	LOL! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Good one as always, Arvon. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

01-29-2003, 02:34 PM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe...the dog can lie as well as it can talk.

01-30-2003, 09:09 AM	#8
Nachtrafe Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 9, 2001 Location: Upstate NY, USA Age: 51 Posts: 889	Hmmmm...still posting them one to a thread I see. Sooooooo...Were you not able to get a building permit for the "House of Jokes"? Should we talk to Choc and see if you can get something pushed through? Just trying to help out. __________________ ~~OFFICIAL BOYTOY OF CLOUDY'S CAFE....WELL...OK...JUST CLOUDY!~~ "May the wings of liberty never lose a feather!"

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