Is Valygar a secret child of Ben Stein?

Sir Kenyth · 09-18-2001, 10:16 AM

Poor Valygar. He's not a bad fella, just awfully dull. Between his pic and voice it kinda seems like Whoopi and Ben Stein had a love child

. Tell me I'm wrong?

Compare scripts.

Valygar
"Magic is foul. Magic is foul. Magic is foul."

Ben Stein
"Bueller, Bueller, Bueller"

------------
Ben Stein
"And has an ingredient to moisturize. Wow."

Valygar
"Here it is. The Sphere. Wow."

Heh,Heh!

Sir Kenyth · 09-18-2001, 12:54 PM

Hmmmmm! Guess I'm the only one to find it funny. Maybe no one else knows who Ben Stein is? Doh!

PoesRaven · 09-18-2001, 12:55 PM

i dont get it lol

Sir Kenyth · 09-18-2001, 01:27 PM

Ben Stein was the guy who played the teacher in "Ferris Buellers Day Off". A classic popular movie from the eighties about high school kids skipping a day of school for mischeif and mayhem. He also does the "Clear Eyes" eye drop commercials. He also has a game show called "Win Ben Steins Money". His trademark is a droning monotone voice that no one else can get just right. Valygar came close though. Whoopi Goldberg of course, has the same hairstyle. If you're from another country you'll probably have a hard time recognizing these actors or the movie. I didn't think about that I guess.

floyd · 09-18-2001, 02:48 PM

hehe, i see the similarity. too bad valygar isn't powerful, then I might overlook his parentage

09-20-2001, 02:20 AM

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dulouz · 09-22-2001, 12:05 AM

yeah, he kinda resembles the strange offspring that would be produced in such a situation

i think he is the quiet existentialist type, thus his way of speach.

i have him in my party for the first time as a more or less "perminant" member. he seems to hold his own rather well. but he also has a ring of regeneration and the sword something-something The Drinker. So i'm not healing him every 10 seconds.

Zateel · 09-23-2001, 12:25 AM

Dont worry, I got the joke just from the title!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 09-23-2001, 02:11 AM

LOL! yeah, i kinda see him and Ben being related...

and your wrong, i can do Ben Stein's voice just perfect!

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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.

Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.

Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.

Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!

Admirer of the Lioness.

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09-18-2001, 10:16 AM	#1
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Poor Valygar. He's not a bad fella, just awfully dull. Between his pic and voice it kinda seems like Whoopi and Ben Stein had a love child . Tell me I'm wrong? Compare scripts. Valygar "Magic is foul. Magic is foul. Magic is foul." Ben Stein "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller" ------------ Ben Stein "And has an ingredient to moisturize. Wow." Valygar "Here it is. The Sphere. Wow." Heh,Heh!

09-18-2001, 12:54 PM	#2
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Hmmmmm! Guess I'm the only one to find it funny. Maybe no one else knows who Ben Stein is? Doh!

09-18-2001, 12:55 PM	#3
PoesRaven Manshoon Join Date: September 6, 2001 Posts: 169	i dont get it lol

09-18-2001, 01:27 PM	#4
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Ben Stein was the guy who played the teacher in "Ferris Buellers Day Off". A classic popular movie from the eighties about high school kids skipping a day of school for mischeif and mayhem. He also does the "Clear Eyes" eye drop commercials. He also has a game show called "Win Ben Steins Money". His trademark is a droning monotone voice that no one else can get just right. Valygar came close though. Whoopi Goldberg of course, has the same hairstyle. If you're from another country you'll probably have a hard time recognizing these actors or the movie. I didn't think about that I guess.

09-18-2001, 02:48 PM	#5
floyd Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 21, 2001 Posts: 306	hehe, i see the similarity. too bad valygar isn't powerful, then I might overlook his parentage

09-20-2001, 02:20 AM	#6
G'kar Guest Posts: n/a	ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-22-2001, 12:05 AM	#7
dulouz Manshoon Join Date: May 30, 2001 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 204	yeah, he kinda resembles the strange offspring that would be produced in such a situation i think he is the quiet existentialist type, thus his way of speach. i have him in my party for the first time as a more or less "perminant" member. he seems to hold his own rather well. but he also has a ring of regeneration and the sword something-something The Drinker. So i'm not healing him every 10 seconds.

09-23-2001, 12:25 AM	#8
Zateel Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Long Beach, MS Posts: 354	Dont worry, I got the joke just from the title!

09-23-2001, 02:11 AM	#9
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	LOL! yeah, i kinda see him and Ben being related... and your wrong, i can do Ben Stein's voice just perfect! ------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Admirer of the Lioness.

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