Only in Texas...PG13

Arvon · 10-26-2002, 10:38 AM

Encounter in a Texas Bar

A Texan was having a drink at a bar with an old friend when he noticed an attractive and chesty young lady seated at the bar eating a hamburger.

As he held eye contact with her, she swallowed a bite and it must have gone down the wrong pipe for she began choking.

She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

The Texan said to his friend, 'That there gal is having a bad time!'

The other agreed and said, 'Think we should go help?'

'You bet,' and with that he ran over and said, 'Can you breathe????' She shook her head no. He said, 'Can you speak??' She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt.

So shocked was the young woman that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

Smiling to his friend, the Texan said, 'Funny how that Hind Lick maneuver always works'

johnny · 10-26-2002, 11:39 AM

ROTFLMAO Good one. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 10-26-2002, 12:18 PM

true, only in TEXAS [img]tongue.gif[/img]

True_Moose · 10-26-2002, 01:45 PM

[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] YUCK [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

RevRuby · 10-26-2002, 09:12 PM

that was bad!!! really bad

/)eathKiller · 10-27-2002, 10:47 AM

that's so wrong, but beliveable...

LordKathen · 10-27-2002, 11:05 AM

Great one!!!

Dagorion · 10-27-2002, 06:33 PM

Ew.... just.... Ew....

Ronn_Bman · 10-28-2002, 10:18 AM

Gross, but funny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sio · 10-28-2002, 10:27 AM

Hahaha great stuff! Any more???

10-26-2002, 10:38 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Encounter in a Texas Bar A Texan was having a drink at a bar with an old friend when he noticed an attractive and chesty young lady seated at the bar eating a hamburger. As he held eye contact with her, she swallowed a bite and it must have gone down the wrong pipe for she began choking. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress. The Texan said to his friend, 'That there gal is having a bad time!' The other agreed and said, 'Think we should go help?' 'You bet,' and with that he ran over and said, 'Can you breathe????' She shook her head no. He said, 'Can you speak??' She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. So shocked was the young woman that she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. Smiling to his friend, the Texan said, 'Funny how that Hind Lick maneuver always works' __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-26-2002, 11:39 AM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	ROTFLMAO Good one. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________

10-26-2002, 12:18 PM	#3
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	true, only in TEXAS [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

10-26-2002, 01:45 PM	#4
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 36 Posts: 2,563	[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] YUCK [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

10-26-2002, 09:12 PM	#5
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	that was bad!!! really bad __________________ peek-a-boo

10-27-2002, 10:47 AM	#6
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	that's so wrong, but beliveable... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

10-27-2002, 11:05 AM	#7
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Great one!!! __________________

10-27-2002, 06:33 PM	#8
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 37 Posts: 868	Ew.... just.... Ew.... __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

10-28-2002, 10:18 AM	#9
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	Gross, but funny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-28-2002, 10:27 AM	#10
Sio Avatar Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: UK Age: 38 Posts: 546	Hahaha great stuff! Any more??? __________________ ICCT HEdral Phillip 4Glass Orchestration<br /> [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/sio-sig1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

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