A truly loony idea for a game - Page 2

Wah · 04-05-2001, 03:31 PM

But damn! That's 5 powerful wizards and 1 ranger?

You'd have to "love" magic to use this one.

But I do fancy sending that Gorion to Firkraag and when he says:

"He is dead, as he is" - It'll look SOOOOOOOOO stupid with him standing there!

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Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

Tancred · 04-05-2001, 05:26 PM

Ah, but then that super-party opens up several, rather unpleasant plot-holes...

Elminster: "I'm confused. Exactly WHO is the Son of Bhaal here?"
Tethtoril: "It's not me."
Drizzt: "Nor me. (shrug) Where IS this, anyway?"
Khelben: "I don't know... look, get off me, girl, I've never met you before!"
Imoen: "But... but but... we've got to... (SCREAM) GORION! But... but you're dead!"
Gorion: "Um, am I?"
Irenicus: "Hahaha, I have captured your little girl companion here! Muhahaha! Now you'll have to rescue her!"
Elminster: "Don't be absurd."
Thalantyr: "I've had enough. I'm going home."
Rest of the Party: "Fine."
Imoen and Irenicus: "COME BACK!"

Game Ends.

Tancred · 04-05-2001, 05:29 PM

Hey, I'm a Dungeon Master! I shall have to get someone to axe off my legs, and wear a red robe, and grow a grey beard. And say lots of cryptic comments, and give useless advice, and tell stories.

Tancred

Wait a minute...

04-05-2001, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tancred:
Ah, but then that super-party opens up several, rather unpleasant plot-holes...

Elminster: "I'm confused. Exactly WHO is the Son of Bhaal here?"
Tethtoril: "It's not me."
Drizzt: "Nor me. (shrug) Where IS this, anyway?"
Khelben: "I don't know... look, get off me, girl, I've never met you before!"
Imoen: "But... but but... we've got to... (SCREAM) GORION! But... but you're dead!"
Gorion: "Um, am I?"
Irenicus: "Hahaha, I have captured your little girl companion here! Muhahaha! Now you'll have to rescue her!"
Elminster: "Don't be absurd."
Thalantyr: "I've had enough. I'm going home."
Rest of the Party: "Fine."
Imoen and Irenicus: "COME BACK!"

Game Ends.

LOL

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All Hail the Seventh house Sorcerer
Master Magician of Necromancy
Prince Rikard T'Aranaxz of Natri'x
Clanmaster and Mental Father of the OHF
Ramanish of Neathan'Calith
High Priest and son of the Eternal Phoenix
Shadowlord of the Silver Shield
Baron of Yusliks
Duke of Gerdran
Duke of Tralixz
Lord and General of the Army of the West

AND!!!
Laughing Hyena!!!

Tancred · 04-05-2001, 05:32 PM

If you wanted to be really bizarre, you could have Irenicus capture the party from Icewind Dale by mistake, only to be defeated bythem while the Child of Bhaal sets up some kind of magical goods emporium in Bladur's Gate (they always do, these adventurers).

Tancred

Come to think of it...

Tancred · 04-05-2001, 05:45 PM

All together now!

Icewind PC 1 - 'Fred': "We've finally defeated the evil elf mage who stole that soul!"
Icewind PC 2 - 'Thelma': "Ah, yes, but let's see who it REALLY is..." (peels off Irenicus' mask)
Icewind PCs 3,4,5&6 - Daphne, Shaggy, Scoopy and Scrappy: "IT'S BILL THE UNDERSTUDY!"
Thelma: "Yes... I suspected as such. Distraught at his low-key role in Baldur's Gate, and having lost his job at the Five Flagons thanks to the return of Haer'Dalis, Bill here tried to steal the soul of a Child of Bhaal and become all powerful!"
Irenicus/Bill: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you damn kids!

Tancred

Someone better shoot me now, or god knows what I'll come up with next!

04-05-2001, 05:49 PM

alright
pow
you are dead
Hurts doesn't it?

------------------

All Hail the Seventh house Sorcerer
Master Magician of Necromancy
Prince Rikard T'Aranaxz of Natri'x
Clanmaster and Mental Father of the OHF
Ramanish of Neathan'Calith
High Priest and son of the Eternal Phoenix
Shadowlord of the Silver Shield
Baron of Yusliks
Duke of Gerdran
Duke of Tralixz
Lord and General of the Army of the West

AND!!!
Laughing Hyena!!!

Tancred · 04-05-2001, 06:31 PM

Damn, I've been sucked into hell. Oh well, nothing for it but to outwit some demons and open a door by punching it in the eyes and stuff.

Tancred

Coming soon - Short Story 2!

04-05-2001, 06:39 PM

You've inspired me to go to the other end of the scale. I shall create an elf fighter/mage/thief to solo and I shall use Shadowkeeper to turn him into a chicken. He shall be the chicken-lord. I shall make him an evil character so I can get up to 'fowl' play (and I'll do it too)

Tancred · 04-05-2001, 06:49 PM

Aaaah... 'tis said that the sincerest compliment of all is imitation. (bows) I am in awe of your lunacy, Sir! I wish Lord Chicken the best of seed!

Tancred

Nobody does Chicken like Lord Shield. Do they?

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04-05-2001, 03:31 PM	#11
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	But damn! That's 5 powerful wizards and 1 ranger? You'd have to "love" magic to use this one. But I do fancy sending that Gorion to Firkraag and when he says: "He is dead, as he is" - It'll look SOOOOOOOOO stupid with him standing there! ------------------ Greetings mortals, my name is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

04-05-2001, 05:26 PM	#12
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	Ah, but then that super-party opens up several, rather unpleasant plot-holes... Elminster: "I'm confused. Exactly WHO is the Son of Bhaal here?" Tethtoril: "It's not me." Drizzt: "Nor me. (shrug) Where IS this, anyway?" Khelben: "I don't know... look, get off me, girl, I've never met you before!" Imoen: "But... but but... we've got to... (SCREAM) GORION! But... but you're dead!" Gorion: "Um, am I?" Irenicus: "Hahaha, I have captured your little girl companion here! Muhahaha! Now you'll have to rescue her!" Elminster: "Don't be absurd." Thalantyr: "I've had enough. I'm going home." Rest of the Party: "Fine." Imoen and Irenicus: "COME BACK!" Game Ends.

04-05-2001, 05:29 PM	#13
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	Hey, I'm a Dungeon Master! I shall have to get someone to axe off my legs, and wear a red robe, and grow a grey beard. And say lots of cryptic comments, and give useless advice, and tell stories. Tancred Wait a minute...

04-05-2001, 05:32 PM	#15
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	If you wanted to be really bizarre, you could have Irenicus capture the party from Icewind Dale by mistake, only to be defeated bythem while the Child of Bhaal sets up some kind of magical goods emporium in Bladur's Gate (they always do, these adventurers). Tancred Come to think of it...

04-05-2001, 05:45 PM	#16
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	All together now! Icewind PC 1 - 'Fred': "We've finally defeated the evil elf mage who stole that soul!" Icewind PC 2 - 'Thelma': "Ah, yes, but let's see who it REALLY is..." (peels off Irenicus' mask) Icewind PCs 3,4,5&6 - Daphne, Shaggy, Scoopy and Scrappy: "IT'S BILL THE UNDERSTUDY!" Thelma: "Yes... I suspected as such. Distraught at his low-key role in Baldur's Gate, and having lost his job at the Five Flagons thanks to the return of Haer'Dalis, Bill here tried to steal the soul of a Child of Bhaal and become all powerful!" Irenicus/Bill: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you damn kids! Tancred Someone better shoot me now, or god knows what I'll come up with next!

04-05-2001, 05:49 PM	#17
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	alright pow you are dead Hurts doesn't it? ------------------ All Hail the Seventh house Sorcerer Master Magician of Necromancy Prince Rikard T'Aranaxz of Natri'x Clanmaster and Mental Father of the OHF Ramanish of Neathan'Calith High Priest and son of the Eternal Phoenix Shadowlord of the Silver Shield Baron of Yusliks Duke of Gerdran Duke of Tralixz Lord and General of the Army of the West AND!!! Laughing Hyena!!!

04-05-2001, 06:31 PM	#18
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	Damn, I've been sucked into hell. Oh well, nothing for it but to outwit some demons and open a door by punching it in the eyes and stuff. Tancred Coming soon - Short Story 2!

04-05-2001, 06:39 PM	#19
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	You've inspired me to go to the other end of the scale. I shall create an elf fighter/mage/thief to solo and I shall use Shadowkeeper to turn him into a chicken. He shall be the chicken-lord. I shall make him an evil character so I can get up to 'fowl' play (and I'll do it too)

04-05-2001, 06:49 PM	#20
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	Aaaah... 'tis said that the sincerest compliment of all is imitation. (bows) I am in awe of your lunacy, Sir! I wish Lord Chicken the best of seed! Tancred Nobody does Chicken like Lord Shield. Do they?

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