05-19-2003, 05:15 PM | #1 |
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Okay, my teacher was in the Marines as a squad commander (No joke) but there was this private he had named Private Libbs. You see Private Libbs exeled at any thing but you see, he was a private because...
He couldn't shoot straight, so during a drill (After shooting many of his comrades and not the target) the Major came out and told my teacher " Squad Commander Cornn (Really my teacher's last name is Cornn!) Libbs as you know can't shoot straight and I can't risk him killing out own men!" My teacher then replied "So what am I supposed to do sir???" The commander handed him a broom "Have him use this until he can shoot straight!" so my teacher, quite confused, gave Libbs the gun.. Thus on their first mission, to recapture a town controled by the enemy.So they jumped out and Private Libbs raised his broom and began yelling "BANGIDY BANGIDY BANGIDY!" to the rest of the Squadrin's suprise the men there began falling down! So they continued picking off everyone until there was one man charging at them My teacher yelled "Shoot him Private Libbs!" he raise his broom "BANGIDY BANGIDY BANGIDY!" the man kept charging... The rest of the squad opened fire, the man kept charging one of them shot a rocket at him, the man kept charging he would soon hit Libbs! "Jump out of the way Private Libbs!" but to late, Libbs was run over by the man, but the rest of the sqaud heard one thing from the man charging... "TANKITY TANKITY TANKITY!"
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05-19-2003, 05:25 PM | #2 |
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LOL!! Quite funny actually [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-19-2003, 05:34 PM | #3 |
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Like it like it.
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05-19-2003, 06:21 PM | #4 |
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Your full of it Neeko [img]tongue.gif[/img] J/King
I'm gonna try that Tankity thing on my brother now...
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05-19-2003, 07:47 PM | #5 |
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what is BANGIDY and TANKITY ?
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05-19-2003, 08:04 PM | #6 | |
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05-20-2003, 06:05 AM | #7 |
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LOL, I love that one! Nice joke!
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05-20-2003, 07:30 AM | #8 |
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LMAO [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That was funny ...
So where was it that you stopped saying this is true and started joking... that bit lost me.... so the people were real but (obviously) the tankity and bangidy wasnt? |
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