Cobblers to progess - Tony Blair does it again

Donut · 03-31-2004, 11:05 AM

Our "eminent" Prime Minister, along with his esteemed colleagues have come up with another way to get right up my nose. In the interests of progress and in an attempt to save money the display of Big Ben is going to be changed to a digital one.

Quite how these idiots come up with their hairbrained ideas is beyond me. The cost of running one of the world’s most famous clocks has “rocketed” to £800,000 pa and Tony, in his wisdom, has decided that we can save this money.

Ths sort of thing will make us the laughing stock of the world. To make matters worse they will auction off the 4 pairs of hands and the 4 clock faces to the highest bidders. It's like selling off the family silver!

Don’t you understand Blair – this is our national heritage you are mucking about with. It’s not yours to ruin! People come from all over the world to see this sort of thing. They come to London because we ARE behind the times. It isn’t progress!!!!!

philip · 03-31-2004, 11:21 AM

Will only give a comment after tomorrow [img]tongue.gif[/img] (1st of april

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Legolas · 03-31-2004, 11:23 AM

What's the punchline?

Timber Loftis · 03-31-2004, 11:32 AM

Please tell us it's a joke, Donut.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 03-31-2004, 01:37 PM

::Looks the post over with a critical eye::
I think Phillip had the right idea, yes.
Though a spirited attempt, dear Donut.

Davros · 03-31-2004, 04:37 PM

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me 67 times, shame on me

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Donut · 03-31-2004, 05:24 PM

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Vaskez · 03-31-2004, 05:46 PM

Donut, you're gonna have to try harder! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 03-31-2004, 06:37 PM

Or at least post it on CE next time and provide a bogus link...

03-31-2004, 11:05 AM	#1
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Our "eminent" Prime Minister, along with his esteemed colleagues have come up with another way to get right up my nose. In the interests of progress and in an attempt to save money the display of Big Ben is going to be changed to a digital one. Quite how these idiots come up with their hairbrained ideas is beyond me. The cost of running one of the world’s most famous clocks has “rocketed” to £800,000 pa and Tony, in his wisdom, has decided that we can save this money. Ths sort of thing will make us the laughing stock of the world. To make matters worse they will auction off the 4 pairs of hands and the 4 clock faces to the highest bidders. It's like selling off the family silver! Don’t you understand Blair – this is our national heritage you are mucking about with. It’s not yours to ruin! People come from all over the world to see this sort of thing. They come to London because we ARE behind the times. It isn’t progress!!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

03-31-2004, 11:32 AM	#4
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Please tell us it's a joke, Donut. __________________

03-31-2004, 01:37 PM	#5
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	::Looks the post over with a critical eye:: I think Phillip had the right idea, yes. Though a spirited attempt, dear Donut. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

03-31-2004, 04:37 PM	#6
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Fool me once, shame on you - fool me 67 times, shame on me . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

03-31-2004, 05:24 PM	#7
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

03-31-2004, 11:21 AM	#2
philip Galvatron Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: aa Posts: 2,101	Will only give a comment after tomorrow [img]tongue.gif[/img] (1st of april )

03-31-2004, 11:23 AM	#3
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	What's the punchline?

03-31-2004, 05:46 PM	#8
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Donut, you're gonna have to try harder! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

03-31-2004, 06:37 PM	#9
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	Or at least post it on CE next time and provide a bogus link... __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

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