03-29-2004, 10:00 AM | #1 |
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The Fanatical Golfer
There once was a man who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day without fail. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off on the second, when he saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting on the first. The man waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she would like to join him and they could finish the round together. To his surprise the woman agreed and they played the remaining holes. Not only was this woman beautiful, she was also a good golfer. When they completed their round, the man told the woman that he was a cordon bleu chef and wine buff. He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks. The woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went. Back at the house the man cooked a magnificent meal. In fact it was more than just cooking it was a performance to behold. They enjoyed good food, good wine and good conversation. The man was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman and desired her no end. He then asked if she would like to play golf the following morning, to which she agreed. Once again they enjoyed a great game of golf, a magnificent evening meal. This went on for three weeks when the lawyer finally said to the woman, "Listen, the golf and the company have been fantastic! But, there are only so many performances a man can take. When are we going to have sex?" "We can't," said the woman. "Why not?" came the reply. "Because I'm a transvestite" replied the woman. "YOU BITCH!" screamed the lawyer, "I CAN'T BELIEVE that you've been playing off the LADIES TEE for the last three weeks!"
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03-29-2004, 10:20 AM | #2 |
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This is somewhat a different version from what I read in Reader's Digest.
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03-29-2004, 10:49 AM | #4 |
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I subscribe to Readers Digest. I like reading jokes and few articles in it. Perhaps it is the only English " book " that I read.
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03-29-2004, 10:53 AM | #5 |
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LOL! The cheating blackguard!
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03-29-2004, 07:17 PM | #6 |
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What's a transvestite? I think that word would help me understand the joke.
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03-29-2004, 07:33 PM | #7 |
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Someone who dresses up as the opposite gender (ie, a man in a dress or a woman in a suit)
See also: Cross-dresser
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03-30-2004, 05:44 AM | #9 |
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haha thanks guys now I get it.
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03-30-2004, 06:26 AM | #10 |
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LOL. Nice one Arvon.
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