Bad Pun (think Mc Donalds)

Arvon · 04-04-2004, 10:28 AM

The Short Bus

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.

At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.

On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross."

Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.

Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.

On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking...

"Dang, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!"

Sagramore · 04-04-2004, 11:34 AM

haha........you were right, that was a bad pun [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-04-2004, 12:13 PM

very very bad indeed.

drew_jarvie · 04-04-2004, 03:01 PM

I got half a smile.

Xen · 04-04-2004, 03:08 PM

Bad pun indeed. Arvon you are weird sometimes.

Arvon · 04-04-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
Bad pun indeed. Arvon you are weird sometimes.

Only sometimes? *pout* I was hoping for a bigger endorsement.

Xen · 04-04-2004, 03:48 PM

I actually said something bigger and then I changed my mind.

Arledrian · 04-04-2004, 07:41 PM

*Holds a gun to Arvon's head*

I'm hijacking this thread and there's nothing you can do about it, since I have the world's worst pun to share but dont feel that it warrants its own thread. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mahatma Ghandi preferred to walk barefoot and so had many calluses all over his feet. He also suffered from halitosis, a form of chronic bad breath.

What does that make him?

A super callused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

[ 04-04-2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

TAOWolf · 04-04-2004, 08:51 PM

that was just.........just... AWFUL lol

Sagramore · 04-04-2004, 10:12 PM

*sighs* just when i thought there weren't worse puns...

04-04-2004, 10:28 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Short Bus One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus. On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross." Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons. Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty. On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking... "Dang, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-04-2004, 11:34 AM	#2
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 528	haha........you were right, that was a bad pun [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

04-04-2004, 03:01 PM	#4
drew_jarvie Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 28, 2003 Location: Aberdeen Age: 35 Posts: 300	I got half a smile. __________________ Plan to be spantaneous tommorow...

04-04-2004, 07:41 PM	#8
Arledrian Egyptian Goddess of the Dead Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: South Carolina Age: 40 Posts: 3,771	Holds a gun to Arvon's head I'm hijacking this thread and there's nothing you can do about it, since I have the world's worst pun to share but dont feel that it warrants its own thread. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Mahatma Ghandi preferred to walk barefoot and so had many calluses all over his feet. He also suffered from halitosis, a form of chronic bad breath. What does that make him? A super callused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis. [ 04-04-2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ] __________________ Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.

04-04-2004, 08:51 PM	#9
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	that was just.........just... AWFUL lol __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

04-04-2004, 12:13 PM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	very very bad indeed.

04-04-2004, 03:08 PM	#5
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Bad pun indeed. Arvon you are weird sometimes.

04-04-2004, 03:48 PM	#7
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	I actually said something bigger and then I changed my mind.

04-04-2004, 10:12 PM	#10
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 528	sighs just when i thought there weren't worse puns... __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

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