A little something... for all of ya.. i guess

[Harkoliar]

got this from an e-mail, plain and simple fun i want you guys to know
enjoy

Top 28 Things Guys Want Girls To Know:

1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like dirt, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. Get over it!
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98
degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that
you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just
get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the "no no area" just to see what we would say.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put
it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us
on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach...
and maybe...oh never mind.
28. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.


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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

[Neb]

Heheheh, well, I guess they know now.

[DragonMage]

ROTFLMAO!!!! *guffaw*

Those are good! Sweet AND funny! And so true! LOL!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Lifetime]

I liked that last one

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No-Name Face

You do realize that men everywhere will now demand you turn in your union card for divulging state secrets......

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Disintigration is easy, If you really want to impress me, ReIntegrate it.

[Harkoliar]

just bumpin for anyone who hasnt seen this yet

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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

[Prime2U]

I'm a strange one. The whole period thing doesn't scare me, and the girls like that fact, cause then they can share about it and I'm understanding instead of making them go through it alone heh.

Funny and true stuff though!

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"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - Lennon

[Beaumanoir]

Originally posted by Prime2U: I'm a strange one. The whole period thing doesn't scare me, and the girls like that fact, cause then they can share about it and I'm understanding instead of making them go through it alone heh. Funny and true stuff though!

The Walking Miricle Folks, PRIME2U!!!!

LOL Harky!! Very Funny




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BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

[Liliara]

Originally posted by Prime2U: I'm a strange one. The whole period thing doesn't scare me, and the girls like that fact, cause then they can share about it and I'm understanding instead of making them go through it alone heh. Funny and true stuff though!

It's nice to know you are out there, Prime!



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LH Member


"I've had it up to here, listening to a small segment of people try to put down America! America's the greatest land on Earth, and we oughta be proud of what we have! I'm proud of America, I'm proud of our people, and I'm gonna prove it. We're American and DAMN proud of it! Frankly I'm getting a little ticked off...go ta ****"... Dink (if anyone knows who originally said this, please let me know!)