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[Melusine]

BUMP

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[Hiram Sedai]

Okay, here is a bump for this thread. Those of you who have the unfortunate opportunity of knowing me recognize that I don’t feel comfortable just typing the word “bump” and then hitting reply. It just feels wrong to use a monosyllabic phrase when what I want to say is “hey, this thread is interesting and I think you should take a look at it"

I especially like this thread because of the link to the website with the pictures. It humbles me to see many of your pictures. I know that I cannot demand that anyone think me intellectually superior when you look at my face and see my sloping forehead and one eyebrow. You see immediately that I did, indeed fall off that ugly tree and hit many many branches on the way down. Twas the beating of the ugly stick that made my visage what you see on that website. “Face run over by a truck and God hates ugly” probably springs to mind when you see my picture. Be sure to shield the young ones from viewing page 15. The other inhabitants of the gallery do make up for the troll named Hiram Sedai playing with a cat. Don’t be surprised when you feel a bit upset in the stomach. Try to scroll quickly to the next page and understand that I have a nice personality. You know the nice personality your friends told you about when they tried to fix you up with someone like me. The same nice personality that gets picked last for volleyball.

I’m sure the self deprecating humor should keep anyone from reading this post and it will be like an invisible bump. Don’t worry, I don’t truly believe all that I just typed. I’m just being silly. Its my struggle to distract myself from reality.


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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage
  
• Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
  
• Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

[skywalker]

Hiram! I always shave the part between my eyebrows so I have two!

Just a handy tip!

You can't help it when you're almost completely covered with fur like me!



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Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!

Mark

[DragonMage]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Hiram, you never fail to make me laugh when you do things like this! You do, indeed, have a unique *bump* method! I just wish I could be so witty when bumping.


(hmmm...If I'm witty while bumping, will that throw off the rhythm?)

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[skywalker]

Originally posted by DragonMage: ROTFLMAO!!!! Hiram, you never fail to make me laugh when you do things like this! You do, indeed, have a unique *bump* method! I just wish I could be so witty when bumping. (hmmm...If I'm witty while bumping, will that throw off the rhythm?)

You could try to be witty, DM. But, I don't think we would listen while you do the BUMP!

You know! Mesmerized!



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Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!

Mark

[Hiram Sedai]

Originally posted by skywalker: You could try to be witty, DM. But, I don't think we would listen while you do the BUMP! You know! Mesmerized!

I've found that all I hear when DM is bumping is the pounding my heart. The palms get sweaty and the mouth gets dry. My eyes start to glaze and drool drips freely upon my chest. Primal grunts come from deep within my body as I gaze upon the bumping. I tremble and try to contain my idiocy. Oh, yeah...she says some interesting things too but...it sometimes sounds like "Blah blah blah Hiram" When she is saying "Don't you think Alex is handsome?"



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"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-Robert McCloskey

• Token lackwit of HADB
  
• Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue
  
• Long lost brother of DragonMage
  
• Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac
  
• Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

[DragonMage]

Alright! Back in your cages you two!!! Who let you guys out????

and

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[skywalker]

Originally posted by DragonMage: Alright! Back in your cages you two!!! Who let you guys out???? and

Well Hiram! It was great while it lasted. But I guess it's back to the gorilla cage in the Monkey House for us!



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Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!

Mark

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by skywalker: Well Hiram! It was great while it lasted. But I guess it's back to the gorilla cage in the Monkey House for us!

Awwww....((((HUGS)))) I didn't say you couldn't watch from INSIDE the cages.



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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Ramon de Ramon y Ramon]

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Okay, here is a bump for this thread. Those of you who have the unfortunate opportunity of knowing me recognize that I don’t feel comfortable just typing the word “bump” and then hitting reply. It just feels wrong to use a monosyllabic phrase when what I want to say is “hey, this thread is interesting and I think you should take a look at it" I especially like this thread because of the link to the website with the pictures. It humbles me to see many of your pictures. I know that I cannot demand that anyone think me intellectually superior when you look at my face and see my sloping forehead and one eyebrow. You see immediately that I did, indeed fall off that ugly tree and hit many many branches on the way down. Twas the beating of the ugly stick that made my visage what you see on that website. “Face run over by a truck and God hates ugly” probably springs to mind when you see my picture. Be sure to shield the young ones from viewing page 15. The other inhabitants of the gallery do make up for the troll named Hiram Sedai playing with a cat. Don’t be surprised when you feel a bit upset in the stomach. Try to scroll quickly to the next page and understand that I have a nice personality. You know the nice personality your friends told you about when they tried to fix you up with someone like me. The same nice personality that gets picked last for volleyball. I’m sure the self deprecating humor should keep anyone from reading this post and it will be like an invisible bump. Don’t worry, I don’t truly believe all that I just typed. I’m just being silly. Its my struggle to distract myself from reality.

Okay, okay, I was once the reigning champion of self-deprecating humour and self-derogatory remarks here at IW: but even I can see that I don't stand a chance whatsoever and am hopelessly outclassed here ... *unbuckles championship belt, hands it over to Mr. Sedai, bows deeply and retreats quietly and meekly out of the spotlight into the shadows while the theme of Rocky 1. 79 plays in the background *

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So long !

R³ aka "The Ramonster"(thanks Sir Tainly) - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks - equally proud to be Moiraine's "permanent advocate" !

Btw, the cow is queuing in the slaughterhouse right now !