The Pumpkin Patch

Arvon · 01-22-2002, 01:13 PM

Pumpkin Patch

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of
Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be
charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a
hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the
Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I
walked up to (Lawrence) and he's . . . just working away at this
pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then
looked me straight in the face and said,

'A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

Redblueflare · 01-22-2002, 01:25 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Arvon:
Pumpkin Patch

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the
Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

It's bad enough that he even did that, but that part just adds insult to injury.

Keylow · 01-22-2002, 01:29 PM

Dude! That's funny!

"What do you mean I'm humpin' a pumpkin??"

Hee, that sounds cool... HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HAHAHAHAHA (HIDEOUS LAUGHTER)

Durwyn · 01-22-2002, 01:41 PM

LOL HAHA! I thought people only did that with Bannans? Thats really disgusting however heh... Poor fella, could not get any from his girlfriend...

Downunda · 01-22-2002, 05:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Durwyn:
[QB]LOL HAHA! I thought people only did that with Bannans? QB]

I'm hoping they're large bananas! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

01-22-2002, 01:13 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Pumpkin Patch Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail. Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's . . . just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-22-2002, 01:25 PM	#2
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	quote: Originally posted by Arvon: Pumpkin Patch In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. It's bad enough that he even did that, but that part just adds insult to injury. __________________ <br /><br />\"If you ever need me just whistle, and i\'ll come running. I promise. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" /> <br />Kupo, Kupo! A man can\'t get a sword if he can\'t dance! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

01-22-2002, 01:29 PM	#3
Keylow Manshoon Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 167	Dude! That's funny! "What do you mean I'm humpin' a pumpkin??" Hee, that sounds cool... HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HUMPIN' A PUMPKIN!!! HAHAHAHAHA (HIDEOUS LAUGHTER) __________________

01-22-2002, 01:41 PM	#4
Durwyn Elminster Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 415	LOL HAHA! I thought people only did that with Bannans? Thats really disgusting however heh... Poor fella, could not get any from his girlfriend... __________________ <b>-Durwyn Foehammer</b><p><i>\"Don\'t you go a-meddling with old stone or cold wights or prying in their houses, unless you be strong folk with hearts that never faulter.\"</i> - J.R.R. Tolkien

01-22-2002, 05:50 PM	#5
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	quote: Originally posted by Durwyn: [QB]LOL HAHA! I thought people only did that with Bannans? QB] I'm hoping they're large bananas! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

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