Poll: Favorite movie/television-onliners

[Dreamer128]

I think memorable one-liners have the potential to make the movie. Well, the b-movie anyway. So allow me to start this topic by sharing a few of my personal favorites:

Fifth Element:
Cop: ,,Sir, are you classified as a human being?''
Bruce Willis: ,,Negative, I'm a meat popsticle''

Split Second: (a truly brilliant B-movie with none other than Rudget Hauer)

Neurotic Cop: (after having failed to kill a rat-like monster with his pistol) ,,We need bigger guns! Bigger f****g guns!''

Neurotic Cop: ,,I don't think this thing thinks it's Satan, I think this thing IS Satan.''
Hauer: ,,Then Satan is in deep shit.''

Death Wish (2/3?):

Bronson: ,,Do you believe in Jesus?''
Thug: ,,Yes''
Bronson: ,,Good, cause you're going to meet him soon.''

Pulp Fiction:

Travolta: ,,That's a damn shame.'' (and just about every other one-liner in the movie)

Firefly:

Simon: ,,The man is psychotic!''

Zoe: ,,..they'll have the advantage over us.''
Mal: ,,Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.''

Yes, I do watch some trashy movies.

[aleph_null1]

Casablanca

Nazi: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.

[VulcanRider]

LOTR: Return of the King

[after Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers]
Gimli: That still only counts as one.

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Aliens

Ripley: Get away from her, you bitch!!

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Caddyshack

[Rodney Dangerfield as Al, talking to Judge Smails' wife]
Al: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?