i found a womd in my toilet...

norompanlasolas · 05-22-2003, 05:33 AM

ok, heres the deal. i went into my bathroom when i woke up a couple of days ago and i found this huge stinky womd lying there in my toilet. at first i didnt know if it was a chemical or biological weapon (although im leaning for the later) but i really didnt care, because it almost put me out on the spot.

the suspects? well, i live with a brit from brighton, a fellow argie, and a swedish and a spaniard from the fairer sex. now, the argentine is not in madrid (hes in the coast the bast***), and im assuming none of the girls could have left such a dangerous weapon of mass destruction lying around for all to see...

i certainly didnt do it, so that leaves my good friend ashley. the conclusion...?

THE BRIT PLANTED THE WOMD!!

so remember this when they found anything in irak...

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: this is a true story

[ 05-22-2003, 05:37 AM: Message edited by: norompanlasolas ]

Donut · 05-22-2003, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by norompanlasolas:
ok, heres the deal. i went into my bathroom when i woke up a couple of days ago and i found this huge stinky womd lying there in my toilet. at first i didnt know if it was a chemical or biological weapon (although im leaning for the later) but i really didnt care, because it almost put me out on the spot.

the suspects? well, i live with a brit from brighton, a fellow argie, and a swedish and a spaniard from the fairer sex. now, the argentine is not in madrid (hes in the coast the bast***), and im assuming none of the girls could have left such a dangerous weapon of mass destruction lying around for all to see...

i certainly didnt do it, so that leaves my good friend ashley. the conclusion...?

THE BRIT PLANTED THE WOMD!!

so remember this when they found anything in irak... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit: this is a true story

Sounds plausable - we get the blame for everything!

Niadh · 05-22-2003, 06:22 AM

Womd?

*confused*

Grojlach · 05-22-2003, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niadh:
Womd?

*confused*

Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Niadh · 05-22-2003, 06:30 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaah.

I thought it might have been some sort of code for wombat or something.

The Hierophant · 05-22-2003, 07:02 AM

Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps

Spelca · 05-22-2003, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hierophant:
Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps

That's not true!!! My poo smells like flowers! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 05-22-2003, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spelca:

quote:
Originally posted by The Hierophant:
Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps

That's not true!!! My poo smells like flowers! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Can you prove that ?

Vaskez · 05-22-2003, 07:29 AM

LMAO!

Cloudbringer · 05-22-2003, 07:36 AM

Cute post, but people, let's avoid getting too immature and making gross jokes further on, ok?

05-22-2003, 05:33 AM	#1
norompanlasolas Avatar Join Date: November 13, 2001 Location: madrid, spain... made in argentina Age: 47 Posts: 569	ok, heres the deal. i went into my bathroom when i woke up a couple of days ago and i found this huge stinky womd lying there in my toilet. at first i didnt know if it was a chemical or biological weapon (although im leaning for the later) but i really didnt care, because it almost put me out on the spot. the suspects? well, i live with a brit from brighton, a fellow argie, and a swedish and a spaniard from the fairer sex. now, the argentine is not in madrid (hes in the coast the bast***), and im assuming none of the girls could have left such a dangerous weapon of mass destruction lying around for all to see... i certainly didnt do it, so that leaves my good friend ashley. the conclusion...? THE BRIT PLANTED THE WOMD!! so remember this when they found anything in irak... [img]tongue.gif[/img] edit: this is a true story [ 05-22-2003, 05:37 AM: Message edited by: norompanlasolas ] __________________ no

05-22-2003, 06:22 AM	#3
Niadh Elminster Join Date: August 16, 2002 Location: Scotland Age: 39 Posts: 401	Womd? confused __________________ A Knight is sworn to darkness. <br />His heart knows only hatred.<br />His sword destroys the helpless,<br />His might imprisons the weak.<br />His wrath upholds the wicked, <br />His word speaks only lies.<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.boomspeed.com/niadh/newiwsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

05-22-2003, 06:30 AM	#5
Niadh Elminster Join Date: August 16, 2002 Location: Scotland Age: 39 Posts: 401	Aaaaaaaaaaaah. I thought it might have been some sort of code for wombat or something. __________________ A Knight is sworn to darkness. <br />His heart knows only hatred.<br />His sword destroys the helpless,<br />His might imprisons the weak.<br />His wrath upholds the wicked, <br />His word speaks only lies.<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.boomspeed.com/niadh/newiwsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

05-22-2003, 07:02 AM	#6
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	Never underestimate the female capacity for foulness and stinkability [img]smile.gif[/img] Too often do those of the so-called fairer sex get away with grossness solely on the prejudicial idea that they are incapable of producuing great big stinky dumps __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

05-22-2003, 07:29 AM	#9
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LMAO! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

05-22-2003, 07:36 AM	#10
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Cute post, but people, let's avoid getting too immature and making gross jokes further on, ok? __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

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