Famous Last Words? - Page 6

Sir Kenyth · 02-14-2002, 09:51 AM

1. Hey dude! Thanks for getting me the job at this fireworks storage warehouse!

What do you mean I shouldn't be smoking?

2. Now you're sure the breaker is off?

3. Those kind arn't poisonous! See!

4. *In an Australian accent* Croc hunter here! Oh, look! She's a beautiful specimen!

5. See! It's perfectly safe!

6. *In a horror movie*

Hmmm! I'm going into a dark house after an insane butcher of people who may be a supernatural incarnation of satan himself. Let's see what I'll need. Crowbar? No. Pistol? No. Knife? Nah. Dynamite? Nope.

Aha! Just what I'm looking for! A flashlight with weak batteries! Off we go!

[ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ]

Galadria · 02-14-2002, 07:22 PM

"I told you I was sick." For an epitath, I'd like W.C. Field's apocryphal "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 02-14-2002, 07:52 PM

*after jumping out of a plane* Hey, isn't my pack a bit light?

Sir Kenyth · 02-15-2002, 09:18 AM

*Three feet out of the plane door, looking back at the guy screaming at you.*

Your backpack?

02-14-2002, 09:51 AM	#51
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	1. Hey dude! Thanks for getting me the job at this fireworks storage warehouse! What do you mean I shouldn't be smoking? 2. Now you're sure the breaker is off? 3. Those kind arn't poisonous! See! 4. In an Australian accent Croc hunter here! Oh, look! She's a beautiful specimen! 5. See! It's perfectly safe! 6. In a horror movie Hmmm! I'm going into a dark house after an insane butcher of people who may be a supernatural incarnation of satan himself. Let's see what I'll need. Crowbar? No. Pistol? No. Knife? Nah. Dynamite? Nope. Aha! Just what I'm looking for! A flashlight with weak batteries! Off we go! [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ] __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

02-14-2002, 07:22 PM	#52
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,830	"I told you I was sick." For an epitath, I'd like W.C. Field's apocryphal "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

02-15-2002, 09:18 AM	#54
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Three feet out of the plane door, looking back at the guy screaming at you. Your backpack? __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

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02-14-2002, 07:52 PM	#53
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	after jumping out of a plane Hey, isn't my pack a bit light?

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