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12-23-2002, 11:52 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Car Accident
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not. Cya!"
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12-23-2002, 12:25 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
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Sweet!
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12-23-2002, 01:10 PM
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Jack Burton
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Location: Among the Stars
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That's the smart thing to do.
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12-23-2002, 03:21 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
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Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
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LOL, I'll remember that one
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12-23-2002, 03:53 PM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: May 9, 2001
Location: The backwoods in Georgia *sigh*
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ROFL I would never have thought of that.
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12-23-2002, 06:24 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA
Age: 60
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Must have been a lawyer leaving the note.
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