08-16-2001, 06:43 PM | #1 |
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1. Florida to Be Readmitted to Union 2. Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock 3. Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen 4. Cal Ripken Jr. Reduced to DH Role 5. Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums Overcame Lurid Past With US President 6. Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome Young Actor. "This Is True Love," He Beams. 7. Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C. 8. Cody and Cassidy Gifford Elude Authorities. Drug-Crazed Crime Spree Continues 9. President "Bonecrusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match 10. Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens 11. Pope Phil II Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife 12. Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants 13. Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders 14. D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow 15. Authentic Year 2000 Chad Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's 16. Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy Striper's Allegations 17. Court Clears AOL TimeWarner GE Disney Cisco Ford RJR Nabisco Exxon Mobil of Monopoly Charges 18. 50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss 19. Baby Conceived Naturally 20. It Wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
08-17-2001, 06:37 PM | #2 |
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lol! mixing a bit of Conan in with Leno, and the sad thing is, it may possibly happen (hey, the stuff isnt outrageously stupid!)
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08-17-2001, 06:38 PM | #3 |
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Don't forget the start of Star Trek: The Next Next Next Next Generation
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08-17-2001, 06:40 PM | #4 |
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The cost of upgrading users for Computers rises
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