Little Britain

Kestrel Daystar · 01-22-2005, 06:00 PM

Heyas everyone

After reading through the 'Your Friday Night' thread in General Discussions I thought I would create a Little Britain thread.

So, is there any fans of the show?

Whats your favourite sketch/quote?

Let us know

--Kestrel--

RoSs_bg2_rox · 01-24-2005, 06:13 PM

Hey oop! I want that one! yeeeeessss, that one! OoooOoooOOOoo, I'm a lady. But I'm still the only gay in the villaage.

I wana go home now!

Balintherlas · 01-24-2005, 10:51 PM

Whats "little britain"?

Sigmar · 01-25-2005, 03:11 AM

"But I'm a LADY! I don't have..ooo, testiclae, tee hee hee!"

General Nosaj · 01-25-2005, 06:39 AM

I would enter my opinion but the "computer says no!" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 01-25-2005, 06:40 AM: Message edited by: General Nosaj ]

Ivelliis · 01-25-2005, 11:50 AM

Has to be:
Lou: What pet would you like?
Andy: That one
Lou: But you don't like snakes
Andy: Yeah ano
Lou: What are you gonna call it?
Andy: Thumper!

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Kestrel Daystar · 01-26-2005, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Balintherlas:
Whats "little britain"?

You poor deprived person you.

Girl: I want the chocolate cake!
Woman: Missy here would like the chocolate cake.
Scotsman: Verywell, I shall return shortly with the cake trolley... I am here with the cake trolley
Woman: Missy has a nut allergy, do you know if it has nuts in?
Scotsman: Yhes!
Woman: Is that yes you do know, or yes there are nuts?
Scotsman: Yhes!
Man: Well which is it?
Scotsman: If I tell ye the truth I tell ye a lie, but if I tell ye a lie im also telling ye a lie *plays the piccalilo*
Man: Does the chocolate contain nuts? Yes or no?
Scotsman: Carrot Cake, Carrot Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the carrot cake to his ear* The Carrot Cake contains... No nuts
Scotsman: Lemon Drizzle Cake, Lemon Drizzle Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the Lemon Drizzle Cake to his ear* The Lemon Drizzle Cake contains... No nuts *plays the piccalilo* No nuts
Scotsman: Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Cake; have ye any nuts? *holds the Chocolate Cake to his ear* He wants to speak with you *gives the Man the Chocolate Cake*

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

--Kestrel--

Blunderbuss · 01-26-2005, 12:45 PM

"But I haven't got any arms or legs."
"Ah yes, I forgot."

Ivelliis · 01-27-2005, 12:53 PM

LOL Blunderbuss. That shopkeeper scene is class.

Man: "Have you got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?"
Shopkeeper: "I'll check, Margaret! Margaret! Have we got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?"
Margaret: "No, I don't think any thing like that has been made."
Shopkeeper: "Sorry, I don't think that film has been made."
Man: "I'll wait."

Lmao!

Kestrel Daystar · 01-27-2005, 01:14 PM

Lou: Right, now. We are going to a restaurant later so what outfit do you want me to get out?
Andy: Smurf!
Lou: Smurf? But its a posh restaurant, I don't think your Smurf outfit is appropriate.
Andy: Smurf!
Lou: Yeah, but getting your Smurf outfit all ready is a right kaffuffel. No, I think we just get you a nice shirt and tie.
Andy: A want Smurf!
Lou: Are you sure?
Andy: Yeah!

*cuts to the restaurant with Andy painted blue and wearing a smurf outfit*

Andy: I look a pillock

*Andy to the waiter*

Andy: Have you got any crisps?

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

--Kestrel--

01-22-2005, 06:00 PM	#1
Kestrel Daystar Elminster Join Date: October 12, 2004 Location: The Green Pastures of England\'s Fields Age: 36 Posts: 458	Heyas everyone After reading through the 'Your Friday Night' thread in General Discussions I thought I would create a Little Britain thread. So, is there any fans of the show? Whats your favourite sketch/quote? Let us know --Kestrel-- __________________ [img]\"http://img116.exs.cx/img116/7517/signature1en.png\" alt=\" - \" />

01-24-2005, 06:13 PM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	Hey oop! I want that one! yeeeeessss, that one! OoooOoooOOOoo, I'm a lady. But I'm still the only gay in the villaage. I wana go home now! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-24-2005, 10:51 PM	#3
Balintherlas Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 22, 2003 Location: Ohio, Go Tribe Age: 37 Posts: 1,131	Whats "little britain"? __________________ Veni, Vidi, Vici

01-25-2005, 06:39 AM	#5
General Nosaj Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 17, 2004 Location: Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 300	I would enter my opinion but the "computer says no!" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 01-25-2005, 06:40 AM: Message edited by: General Nosaj ] __________________ \"There shall be no mercy for those who challenge my fight for conquest. Heed this warning!\"-General Nosaj

01-25-2005, 11:50 AM	#6
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	Has to be: Lou: What pet would you like? Andy: That one Lou: But you don't like snakes Andy: Yeah ano Lou: What are you gonna call it? Andy: Thumper! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

01-25-2005, 03:11 AM	#4
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	"But I'm a LADY! I don't have..ooo, testiclae, tee hee hee!"

01-26-2005, 12:45 PM	#8
Blunderbuss Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 11, 2004 Location: England Posts: 328	"But I haven't got any arms or legs." "Ah yes, I forgot."

01-27-2005, 12:53 PM	#9
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	LOL Blunderbuss. That shopkeeper scene is class. Man: "Have you got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?" Shopkeeper: "I'll check, Margaret! Margaret! Have we got any films about policemen turning into professional boxers, produced in 1971?" Margaret: "No, I don't think any thing like that has been made." Shopkeeper: "Sorry, I don't think that film has been made." Man: "I'll wait." Lmao! __________________

01-27-2005, 01:14 PM	#10
Kestrel Daystar Elminster Join Date: October 12, 2004 Location: The Green Pastures of England\'s Fields Age: 36 Posts: 458	Lou: Right, now. We are going to a restaurant later so what outfit do you want me to get out? Andy: Smurf! Lou: Smurf? But its a posh restaurant, I don't think your Smurf outfit is appropriate. Andy: Smurf! Lou: Yeah, but getting your Smurf outfit all ready is a right kaffuffel. No, I think we just get you a nice shirt and tie. Andy: A want Smurf! Lou: Are you sure? Andy: Yeah! cuts to the restaurant with Andy painted blue and wearing a smurf outfit Andy: I look a pillock Andy to the waiter Andy: Have you got any crisps? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] --Kestrel-- __________________ [img]\"http://img116.exs.cx/img116/7517/signature1en.png\" alt=\" - \" />

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