12-22-2003, 11:59 PM | #1 |
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A Message From God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth: 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not." He thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So God decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said ? ? ? No? I didn't get one either.
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12-23-2003, 12:25 AM | #2 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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I didn't get one...I wonder why [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-23-2003, 12:31 AM | #3 |
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For a second there I didn't get that [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-23-2003, 12:57 AM | #4 |
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[img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] --> Looks around, (ok..Listens around) and goes "Humph" I didn't say "WORD".
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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12-23-2003, 02:23 AM | #5 |
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I got one... but I'm afraid it confidential...it's a "if I told you I'd have to kill you" - type of thing...
... but lets just say you 95 percent have got something very interesting coming in the next 8 months... |
12-23-2003, 09:18 AM | #6 |
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So, if you behave yourself, you automatically have a PC and internet connection and an E-mail adress. Thats discrimination: ppl without internet cannot be behave well!
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12-23-2003, 09:39 AM | #7 |
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LOL! My cats say they'd tell us, but we aren't good enough. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]
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12-23-2003, 10:38 AM | #8 |
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as if the 5% will have internet and email. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-23-2003, 10:47 AM | #9 |
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Guys, I have another 7 months and three days to buy a boat. Can't find one on E-bay, is anyone here willing to sell me one? There has to be room for alot of animals on board...
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12-23-2003, 11:14 AM | #10 |
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hahahahahhahahahaha! very funny! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] excuse me now. i'm going to check my inbox.
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