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Old 12-22-2003, 11:59 PM   #1
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A Message From God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.

He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth: 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not."

He thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."

God was not pleased.

So God decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that E-mail said ? ? ?

No?



I didn't get one either.
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Old 12-23-2003, 12:25 AM   #2
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I didn't get one...I wonder why [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-23-2003, 12:31 AM   #3
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For a second there I didn't get that [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-23-2003, 12:57 AM   #4
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[img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] --> Looks around, (ok..Listens around) and goes "Humph" I didn't say "WORD".


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Old 12-23-2003, 02:23 AM   #5
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I got one... but I'm afraid it confidential...it's a "if I told you I'd have to kill you" - type of thing...

... but lets just say you 95 percent have got something very interesting coming in the next 8 months...
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:18 AM   #6
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So, if you behave yourself, you automatically have a PC and internet connection and an E-mail adress. Thats discrimination: ppl without internet cannot be behave well!
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:39 AM   #7
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LOL! My cats say they'd tell us, but we aren't good enough. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]
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Old 12-23-2003, 10:38 AM   #8
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as if the 5% will have internet and email. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-23-2003, 10:47 AM   #9
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Guys, I have another 7 months and three days to buy a boat. Can't find one on E-bay, is anyone here willing to sell me one? There has to be room for alot of animals on board...
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Old 12-23-2003, 11:14 AM   #10
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hahahahahhahahahaha! very funny! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] excuse me now. i'm going to check my inbox.
 
 


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