I swear to god I almost died laughing just now

Jorath Calar · 10-26-2001, 08:55 AM

I'm sitting here at the local library and this older man, bald, rather fat, came in and asked the clerk "Do you have books here".
I had really hard time not explode into a fit and I think the clerk just went to the back, she was having hard time too.

Were do these paople come from, I mean tis is a library, what did he expect to find here!?!

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Link · 10-26-2001, 08:58 AM

ROFL!

Oh, this is just brilliant! He was bald, was he? DAMN! Couldn't tell if he was blonde could you

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

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10-26-2001, 09:03 AM

Did that man have a brain?

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DiabloRex · 10-26-2001, 09:05 AM

LOL! that is funny

skywalker · 10-26-2001, 09:06 AM

Silly as going into Seafood restaurant and asking,"Do you serve crabs?" and get the answer, "Of course sir, we serve anybody!"

Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!

Mark

Link · 10-26-2001, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker:
Silly as going into Seafood restaurant and asking,"Do you serve crabs?" and get the answer, "Of course sir, we serve anybody!"

Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!

Mark

ROFL!! This is soo funny!!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

Jorath Calar · 10-26-2001, 09:40 AM

I remember when I was working in a convenience (sp?) store, people would walk up to me and ask "Do you work here?". I was usually dressed in a t-shirt with a big store logo in it. I always wanted to say "no I get a discount if I wear this t-shirt while shopping"
Dumb, dumb, dumb.

[edit] my speling is awful today

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[This message has been edited by Jorath Calar (edited 10-26-2001).]

Silver Cheetah · 10-26-2001, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
I'm sitting here at the local library and this older man, bald, rather fat, came in and asked the clerk "Do you have books here".
I had really hard time not explode into a fit and I think the clerk just went to the back, she was having hard time too.

Were do these paople come from, I mean tis is a library, what did he expect to find here!?!

She shoulda said 'er, no not really, just a few rather maggot ridden apples, should you care to partake'.

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Davros · 10-26-2001, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker:
Silly as going into Seafood restaurant and asking,"Do you serve crabs?" and get the answer, "Of course sir, we serve anybody!"

Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati!

Mark

Gee Mark - I thought if you had spotted that line about have you got any books, that you would then post the relevant Monty Python Skit (ie Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying

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Sazerac · 10-26-2001, 12:02 PM

Umph, umph, umph. I put that one just a bit below the one where the students ask me, "Is this important?" or "Is this going to be on the test?" Um...well, nah, I'm just standing up here, flapping my jaws to take up time....SHEESH!

Too Good, JC!

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Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!

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10-26-2001, 08:55 AM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I'm sitting here at the local library and this older man, bald, rather fat, came in and asked the clerk "Do you have books here". I had really hard time not explode into a fit and I think the clerk just went to the back, she was having hard time too. Were do these paople come from, I mean tis is a library, what did he expect to find here!?! ------------------

10-26-2001, 08:58 AM	#2
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	ROFL! Oh, this is just brilliant! He was bald, was he? DAMN! Couldn't tell if he was blonde could you ------------------ Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

10-26-2001, 09:03 AM	#3
Byronas Guest Posts: n/a	Did that man have a brain? ------------------ Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

10-26-2001, 09:05 AM	#4
DiabloRex Elminster Join Date: July 2, 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 460	LOL! that is funny

10-26-2001, 09:06 AM	#5
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	Silly as going into Seafood restaurant and asking,"Do you serve crabs?" and get the answer, "Of course sir, we serve anybody!" Still The Most Humbly Prideful (?) Member Of The Illuminati! Mark

10-26-2001, 09:40 AM	#7
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I remember when I was working in a convenience (sp?) store, people would walk up to me and ask "Do you work here?". I was usually dressed in a t-shirt with a big store logo in it. I always wanted to say "no I get a discount if I wear this t-shirt while shopping" Dumb, dumb, dumb. [edit] my speling is awful today ------------------ [This message has been edited by Jorath Calar (edited 10-26-2001).]

10-26-2001, 12:02 PM	#10
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Umph, umph, umph. I put that one just a bit below the one where the students ask me, "Is this important?" or "Is this going to be on the test?" Um...well, nah, I'm just standing up here, flapping my jaws to take up time....SHEESH! Too Good, JC! ------------------ *Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!*

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