01-19-2004, 07:35 AM | #1 |
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Changing Careers
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from his local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all he could. When time for the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
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01-19-2004, 08:47 AM | #2 |
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Now that is funny!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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01-19-2004, 08:52 AM | #3 |
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[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] LOL, that was very funny. Good one!
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01-19-2004, 10:32 AM | #4 |
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I'm sorry but I don't get it.
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01-19-2004, 12:23 PM | #5 |
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sythe lol, thats quite a good one
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Will someone help me here?
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01-19-2004, 04:56 PM | #7 | |
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Will someone help me here? [/QUOTE]nope, your on your own i cant belive anyone can not get it. also, i dont think there is any way to possibly relay the joke tactfully.
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01-19-2004, 05:04 PM | #8 |
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LOL! That`s a great one!
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01-19-2004, 05:15 PM | #9 |
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OK, Sythe, do you know from where babies come from? Well, that is the place a gynecologists calls his... work environment. Now, compare that place to the muffler. Do you see the slight resemblance?
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01-20-2004, 12:04 AM | #10 |
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What's a muffler?
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