Sodom and Gomorrah

10-18-2002, 05:39 PM

Research and archaeology have revealed the true cause of the devasation of these two cities. a transcript was foudn in the remains of what may have been a shop:

"I should not have short-changed God for that beer"

jabidas · 10-18-2002, 06:17 PM

So God was really ok with all the other stuff? Well that me makes me feel a lot better about myself. Stop looking that way or I'll cut you.

Fljotsdale · 10-18-2002, 06:42 PM

Hi, Jabidas! Nice to see you!

Good one, Lord Shield!

Neb · 10-18-2002, 07:44 PM

Well, what DID the citizens of Gomorrah do that caused THEIR destruction? I know that with the citizens of Sodom it was sodomizing. Did the Gomorrahns gomorrize each other? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Sounds painful [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-18-2002, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Neb:
Well, what DID the citizens of Gomorrah do that caused THEIR destruction? I know that with the citizens of Sodom it was sodomizing. Did the Gomorrahns gomorrize each other? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Sounds painful [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well the things I have read say that Sodomy was not limited just to the City of Sodom, but in general the two cities were the home of all vices and wickedness, Necrophelia, Zoophelia, incest, orgies, dogs and cats sleeping together....it was horrible I tell ya, just horrible [img]smile.gif[/img]

Charean · 10-18-2002, 08:52 PM

Sounds a whole lot like Caligula... But he was a sick sick puppy.

10-18-2002, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Charean:
Sounds a whole lot like Caligula... But he was a sick sick puppy.

Errr yeah [img]smile.gif[/img] you could say that. Saw the X-rated version of that movie once in the 80's...prtty disgusting

RevRuby · 10-18-2002, 11:37 PM

did you know sodomy is actually illegal ins ome states int e u.s. also there are laws someplaces saying that the woman on top is illegal as well. funny, huh?

Grimslade · 10-19-2002, 07:17 AM

Another ancient transcript was found in an archaelogical dig of an old town close by. It read "Finally, the good Lord has given us the miracle we have prayed for! For years we have had no salt for our cooking and food...now we have all the salt we need!"

250 · 10-19-2002, 07:19 AM

if you have watched "Laputa", then you know how they perished. btw, the movie is so touching.

[ 10-19-2002, 07:20 AM: Message edited by: 250 ]

10-18-2002, 06:17 PM	#2
jabidas Silver Dragon Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness Posts: 1,673	So God was really ok with all the other stuff? Well that me makes me feel a lot better about myself. Stop looking that way or I'll cut you. __________________ <br /><br />Non Serviam.

10-18-2002, 06:42 PM	#3
Fljotsdale Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England Age: 87 Posts: 2,859	Hi, Jabidas! Nice to see you! Good one, Lord Shield! __________________ I\'m your imaginary friend.

10-18-2002, 08:52 PM	#6
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Sounds a whole lot like Caligula... But he was a sick sick puppy. __________________ And then there were 6.

10-18-2002, 11:37 PM	#8
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 43 Posts: 1,720	did you know sodomy is actually illegal ins ome states int e u.s. also there are laws someplaces saying that the woman on top is illegal as well. funny, huh? __________________ peek-a-boo

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10-18-2002, 05:39 PM	#1
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Research and archaeology have revealed the true cause of the devasation of these two cities. a transcript was foudn in the remains of what may have been a shop: "I should not have short-changed God for that beer"

10-18-2002, 07:44 PM	#4
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Well, what DID the citizens of Gomorrah do that caused THEIR destruction? I know that with the citizens of Sodom it was sodomizing. Did the Gomorrahns gomorrize each other? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Sounds painful [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-19-2002, 07:17 AM	#9
Grimslade Drow Warrior Join Date: April 25, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 42 Posts: 271	Another ancient transcript was found in an archaelogical dig of an old town close by. It read "Finally, the good Lord has given us the miracle we have prayed for! For years we have had no salt for our cooking and food...now we have all the salt we need!"

10-19-2002, 07:19 AM	#10
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 42 Posts: 2,674	if you have watched "Laputa", then you know how they perished. btw, the movie is so touching. [ 10-19-2002, 07:20 AM: Message edited by: 250 ]

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