05-06-2001, 03:08 PM | #21 | |
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Steak on the grill, music on the cd player/games on the pc and uh, CB happily waiting...LOL...oooooh I feel bad today! Must be Spring! FireStorm ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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05-06-2001, 05:50 PM | #22 | ||
Ninja Storm Shadow
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05-06-2001, 06:00 PM | #23 |
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Oh boy.. I'm screwed... I'll never learn all that in 15 years!
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05-06-2001, 06:04 PM | #24 | |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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The male psyche is real easy We want to see something necked and a beer. ~Jeff Foxworthy My wife says "that men are like fine wine, First you got to crush them then keep them in the dark, until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with" ------------------ |
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05-06-2001, 06:06 PM | #25 |
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My fave is from the movie Six Days, Seven Nights (or something like that) Harrison Ford plays a crotchety character. (Reminds me of me) He says, "Impressing a man is easy. Show up naked. Bring beer."
'Nuff said ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil |
05-07-2001, 03:55 PM | #26 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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To keep from repeating John D's testomony, I'll hit some highlights for a humorous affect.
#6 Advanced Foreplay? What's Foreplay? Is that the Brace Yourself techniques? #16 I've only got one Eroginous zone. Luckily, it's my skin. #25 I'll one up you, John, try getting here totally undressed without using your hands (or hers). Are 14, 38, and 39 the same thing? Hehe BK ------------------ The Black Storm Cloud of the Night Consort to a Queen Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons Heart, Mind, and Soul Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner |
05-07-2001, 07:11 PM | #27 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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Black Knight, first Grey Mage then you, two yankees I can agree with. Dadgomit there goes my lifetime membership in the southern Redneck club
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05-07-2001, 07:16 PM | #28 | |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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05-07-2001, 07:41 PM | #29 |
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My moto in regard to women is as follows:
Ignore the old battle ax as long as posible! She probably wants you to take the '72 Camero of its blocks and out of the front yard. Or she may want you to mve the old appliances off the front porce. Either way, if she wants it done she can do it herself. Just like the rest of them chores and holdin' down a job. Actually my moto with my wife is: Make it a daily point of letting her know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, how loved and cherished she is (in different and unique ways) because this will cover a multitude of sins. I should know. I am with you John D., I will never understand women, so I just try to cover my "sins." Although, I will call my wife an "old battle axe" from time to time only because she increadibly sweet (I get a kick out of the stark contrast) and she is well aware that I believe her to be the exact opposite. |
05-07-2001, 07:52 PM | #30 | |
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Oh my! LOLOLOL.... and sneaking back out... CB LURKER, taking notes...teehee ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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