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09-12-2007, 07:03 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Public Service Announcement
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Alcohol = Health Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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09-12-2007, 07:20 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: October 19, 2005
Location: Sweden
Age: 37
Posts: 318
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Re: Public Service Announcement
Thank you for saving our lives by sharing this information!
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09-12-2007, 07:23 PM
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Elminster
 Join Date: May 17, 2005
Location: Raleigh, NC, USA
Age: 54
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Re: Public Service Announcement
nonetheless...... I knew it all along......tyvm
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09-12-2007, 11:48 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Re: Public Service Announcement
Thanks for the announcement, do you want a cookie?
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09-13-2007, 12:28 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 31, 2002
Location: Western Australia
Age: 43
Posts: 3,293
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Re: Public Service Announcement
Hmm, shall i have the human poop or the urine of yeast? :ponder:
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