Chimp Attack!

Ladyzekke · 03-07-2005, 08:54 PM

This is why, no matter how much I love animals, I'd never take in a Monkey LOL.

http://www2.cbs5.com/watercooler/wat...062210945.html

They were discussing this story on the radio this morning, and it was funny, cause some big macho guy at the radio station was saying how he could have taken those monkeys out no problem. Everyone kept trying to tell him how much stronger monkeys are than man, even though they are smaller, but he had nothing of it, started talking about all these wrestling moves he'd do to them LOL, how he'd punch out their teeth then they couldn't bite LOL, how he "could bite too" ROTFL, and would kick em in the nuts, LOL. Had me in stitches picturing all that in my head on my way to work LOL, was hilarious.

I'm sorry but even if you weren't in your 60's, I can't see how you could successfully defend against two chimps, without getting majorly hurt. Odd though why the chimps attacked them in the first place, wonder if that is normal behavior? Feel so bad for the husband, he really was ripped up

And all they were doing was trying to take a cake to their old pet who was taken away from them. Although I must say it was odd that they brought him cake, is that good for monkeys? And also the monkey was taken away cause it apparently bit part of a person's finger off, ack!

Bah, was an odd story either way, so thought to post it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 03-07-2005, 09:17 PM

ROTFL Well, at least it's not a pair of nuts this time.

Ladyzekke · 03-07-2005, 09:27 PM

Errr, unfortunately I think it is though. Read the article more thoroughly LOL, doh!

"Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that besides the damage to his face, Davis had his testicles and foot mauled off. "

[ 03-07-2005, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

johnny · 03-07-2005, 10:18 PM

Maybe i just didn't want to read that. *shudder*

Spirits Reborn · 03-07-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by johnny:
Maybe i just didn't want to read that. *shudder*

yea..same... that's harsh..

what's up with people loosing their testicles, and stuff nowdays?....are people just getting more accident prone? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 03-07-2005, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Spirits Reborn ]

Bungleau · 03-07-2005, 10:38 PM

Perhaps other people's (and animals') aim is getting better?

In any case... ouch!

Hivetyrant · 03-07-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Bungleau:
Perhaps other people's (and animals') aim is getting better?

LOL!!!! Your probably right [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Maybe the animal kingdom is starting their revenge plan.....

johnny · 03-08-2005, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spirits Reborn:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:
Maybe i just didn't want to read that. *shudder*

yea..same... that's harsh..

what's up with people loosing their testicles, and stuff nowdays?....are people just getting more accident prone? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]It's an autumn thing i suppose, nuts are falling off all around us, like leafs from a tree. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Kakero · 03-08-2005, 05:28 AM

Heh! even the monkeys make a monkey out of humans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Spirits Reborn · 03-08-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Spirits Reborn:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:
Maybe i just didn't want to read that. *shudder*

yea..same... that's harsh..

what's up with people loosing their testicles, and stuff nowdays?....are people just getting more accident prone? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]It's an autumn thing i suppose, nuts are falling off all around us, like leafs from a tree. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]ROFl,, but autumn already passed

03-07-2005, 08:54 PM	#1
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	This is why, no matter how much I love animals, I'd never take in a Monkey LOL. http://www2.cbs5.com/watercooler/wat...062210945.html They were discussing this story on the radio this morning, and it was funny, cause some big macho guy at the radio station was saying how he could have taken those monkeys out no problem. Everyone kept trying to tell him how much stronger monkeys are than man, even though they are smaller, but he had nothing of it, started talking about all these wrestling moves he'd do to them LOL, how he'd punch out their teeth then they couldn't bite LOL, how he "could bite too" ROTFL, and would kick em in the nuts, LOL. Had me in stitches picturing all that in my head on my way to work LOL, was hilarious. I'm sorry but even if you weren't in your 60's, I can't see how you could successfully defend against two chimps, without getting majorly hurt. Odd though why the chimps attacked them in the first place, wonder if that is normal behavior? Feel so bad for the husband, he really was ripped up And all they were doing was trying to take a cake to their old pet who was taken away from them. Although I must say it was odd that they brought him cake, is that good for monkeys? And also the monkey was taken away cause it apparently bit part of a person's finger off, ack! Bah, was an odd story either way, so thought to post it. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

03-07-2005, 09:17 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	ROTFL Well, at least it's not a pair of nuts this time. __________________

03-07-2005, 09:27 PM	#3
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Errr, unfortunately I think it is though. Read the article more thoroughly LOL, doh! "Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that besides the damage to his face, Davis had his testicles and foot mauled off. " [ 03-07-2005, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

03-07-2005, 10:18 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Maybe i just didn't want to read that. shudder __________________

03-07-2005, 10:38 PM	#6
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Perhaps other people's (and animals') aim is getting better? In any case... ouch! __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

03-08-2005, 05:28 AM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Heh! even the monkeys make a monkey out of humans. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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