Morning hygiene

SecretMaster · 10-12-2004, 06:12 PM

Basically, what do you do when you get up in the morning.

shamrock_uk · 10-12-2004, 07:21 PM

Hey, we're all quite hygienic! [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 10-12-2004, 07:38 PM

The VERY first thing i do in the morning, before anything else, is scratch my butt and fart loudly, like any normal male.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 10-12-2004, 08:08 PM

You forgot several essential steps. Brush teeth, mouthwash, shower, loofah, shampoo, condition, pumice, wash face, dry hair, treat hair, eye makeup, jasmine oil, moisturize. Once a week (Usually Sundays) there's also a salt scrub and deep conditioning.

There's a reason my alarm clock is almost an hour fast.

Kakero · 10-12-2004, 08:12 PM

I like to have a ice cold shower bath in the early morning. It really makes me wake up fully.

SecretMaster · 10-12-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
You forgot several essential steps. Brush teeth, mouthwash, shower, loofah, shampoo, condition, pumice, wash face, dry hair, treat hair, eye makeup, jasmine oil, moisturize. Once a week (Usually Sundays) there's also a salt scrub and deep conditioning.

There's a reason my alarm clock is almost an hour fast.

Well excuse me. Why don't I just make the morning women ritual thread while I am at it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah · 10-12-2004, 10:14 PM

Eh? First thing? Crawl out of bed, and smash the hell out of the alarm clock. Then go back to bed. Get back up, realize I have ten minutes, put pants on, and go to class. Unless its tuesday, thursday, or the weekend. Then: morning? what's that?

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 10-12-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
The VERY first thing i do in the morning, before anything else, is scratch my butt and fart loudly, like any normal male.

Hold on man, I haven't done that in a looong time, I usually get up and take a whiz first of all. [img]tongue.gif[/img] And then I eat, brush teeth, go to football practice ( I shower there at the fieldhouse).

aleph_null1 · 10-13-2004, 12:37 AM

Yeah, I shower at the boathouse in the mornings...

... but always get breakfast (usually cereal & sometimes eggs) and then brush teeth & floss.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 10-13-2004, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by SecretMaster:

quote:
Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
You forgot several essential steps. Brush teeth, mouthwash, shower, loofah, shampoo, condition, pumice, wash face, dry hair, treat hair, eye makeup, jasmine oil, moisturize. Once a week (Usually Sundays) there's also a salt scrub and deep conditioning.

There's a reason my alarm clock is almost an hour fast.

Well excuse me. Why don't I just make the morning women ritual thread while I am at it? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Ask me how my nails are immaculate and my skin so soft. I dare you.

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10-12-2004, 07:38 PM	#3
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Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	You forgot several essential steps. Brush teeth, mouthwash, shower, loofah, shampoo, condition, pumice, wash face, dry hair, treat hair, eye makeup, jasmine oil, moisturize. Once a week (Usually Sundays) there's also a salt scrub and deep conditioning. There's a reason my alarm clock is almost an hour fast. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

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10-12-2004, 06:12 PM	#1
SecretMaster Apophis Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 4,666	Basically, what do you do when you get up in the morning.

10-12-2004, 07:21 PM	#2
shamrock_uk Dracolich Join Date: January 24, 2004 Location: UK Age: 41 Posts: 3,092	Hey, we're all quite hygienic! [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-12-2004, 08:12 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I like to have a ice cold shower bath in the early morning. It really makes me wake up fully.

10-12-2004, 10:14 PM	#7
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	Eh? First thing? Crawl out of bed, and smash the hell out of the alarm clock. Then go back to bed. Get back up, realize I have ten minutes, put pants on, and go to class. Unless its tuesday, thursday, or the weekend. Then: morning? what's that? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-13-2004, 12:37 AM	#9
aleph_null1 Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Honolulu, Hawai'i Age: 40 Posts: 837	Yeah, I shower at the boathouse in the mornings... ... but always get breakfast (usually cereal & sometimes eggs) and then brush teeth & floss.

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