06-22-2001, 01:51 PM | #31 |
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LOL Ramon...eighth year:
Stop that damn racket woman! Can't you see I'm trying to watch the game?! Moni ------------------ |
06-25-2001, 08:56 AM | #32 |
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Year nine:
A cold is no excuse! Now get back over here and start fanning me and feeding me grapes! ------------------ onthepequod |
07-21-2001, 11:24 PM | #33 |
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The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women
1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) 5.) 6.) 7.) 8.) 9.) 10.) They Have Breasts Moni ------------------ |
07-22-2001, 08:53 PM | #34 | |
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Good one Moni! I literally laughed out loud with this one! ------------------ Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now looking for a good fantasy. For R³ in thanks: Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. [This message has been edited by bilqis (edited 07-22-2001).] |
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08-26-2001, 04:55 PM | #35 |
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear- everything there was! WOW! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake. WOW! Then it was off to a movie-the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "Sweetie, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway. ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
08-26-2001, 04:58 PM | #36 | |
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Too funny!! ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, the LH, the HADB and the SPAE(Society for the Prevention of Acronym Extinction) & Sultry Elflet Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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08-26-2001, 05:05 PM | #37 |
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ROFL Melusine!
Yeah I noticed no men here have commented on how pretty the eyes of the Siren are. ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
08-26-2001, 05:12 PM | #38 |
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I missed this thread too...
Hi Moiraine you don't know me but I'm Kaz (short for Kazara) welcome back! Moni, what is 5'4" in meters? I'm 1.56m and that isn't too tall... and I believe I weigh about the same, 49 kg. Nice thread! Now I know who to marry when I grow up... but let me make one thing clear: He'll be the one doing jobs around the house and fanning me and feeding me grapes and I'll be the one working and spending my entire free time on the IW forum! ------------------ I am the great Kazara |
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Using a metric conversion table I found online, my height is roughly 1.63 meters and my weight is 44.45 kg. ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-26-2001).] |
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