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Old 06-22-2001, 01:51 PM   #31
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LOL Ramon...eighth year:

Stop that damn racket woman! Can't you see I'm trying to watch the game?!


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Old 06-25-2001, 08:56 AM   #32
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Year nine:

A cold is no excuse! Now get back over here and start fanning me and feeding me grapes!




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Old 07-21-2001, 11:24 PM   #33
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The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women

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10.) They Have Breasts


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Old 07-22-2001, 08:53 PM   #34
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The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women



Good one Moni! I literally laughed out loud with this one!


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Old 08-26-2001, 04:55 PM   #35
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear- everything there was!
WOW!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake.
WOW!
Then it was off to a movie-the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened. "Sweetie, I meant my dress size."


The moral of this story is:
If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway.





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Old 08-26-2001, 04:58 PM   #36
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The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women


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OMG....can't believe I missed this little gem of a thread!!
Too funny!!



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Old 08-26-2001, 05:05 PM   #37
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ROFL Melusine!
Yeah I noticed no men here have commented on how pretty the eyes of the Siren are.

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Old 08-26-2001, 05:12 PM   #38
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I missed this thread too...
Hi Moiraine you don't know me but I'm Kaz (short for Kazara) welcome back!
Moni, what is 5'4" in meters? I'm 1.56m and that isn't too tall... and I believe I weigh about the same, 49 kg.
Nice thread!
Now I know who to marry when I grow up... but let me make one thing clear:
He'll be the one doing jobs around the house and fanning me and feeding me grapes and I'll be the one working and spending my entire free time on the IW forum!

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Old 08-26-2001, 05:24 PM   #39
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I missed this thread too...
Hi Moiraine you don't know me but I'm Kaz (short for Kazara) welcome back!
Moni, what is 5'4" in meters? I'm 1.56m and that isn't too tall... and I believe I weigh about the same, 49 kg.
Nice thread!

Now I know who to marry when I grow up... but let me make one thing clear:
He'll be the one doing jobs around the house and fanning me and feeding me grapes and I'll be the one working and spending my entire free time on the IW forum!
LOL!
Using a metric conversion table I found online, my height is roughly 1.63 meters and my weight is 44.45 kg.


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Old 08-26-2001, 05:30 PM   #40
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LOL!
Using a metric conversion table I found online, my height is roughly 1.63 meters and my weight is 44.45 kg.

you're taller and lighter than me.

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