The Dawg's Perfect Date

[MILAMBER]

God, it seems I am hoplessly outclassed here. What woman would talk to me when they have the likes of the "SpendinDawg" here!

Oh well, I'll just have to take some notes and learn from the masters *scribbling franticaly in a notepad*

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

[Cloudbringer]

I dunno, Dawggie, I think your whole 'fancy' date there could fall apart iffen you picked the wrong fast food drive-through! I mean what if she prefers MickeyD fries to BK fries?! LOL Man, you could nix the whole thing with the wrong turn of that steering wheel!


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[Reeka]

I'll talk to you, Milamber. So what do you want to talk about?

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O_H_F

[MILAMBER]

Hello Reeka!

Lets talk about the perfect date that I would take you on. (Looking down at notes jotted down from Rudedawgs post- also once again, very tongue in cheek here)

I would start the date off by picking you up in a "classic" 73 Honda Civic CVCC that is dumped on 20" wheels that clear the car by at least a foot on each side. I would be sure that I have the carpeted dash and roof liner with fuzzy red dice hanging from my rearview mirror.

After escorting you into our chariot, we would then make haste to the local liquor store where I am more well known then I ought to be. I would buy you your choice of either Mickeys or Old English 800 Forty's complete with paper bags to cover them with.

We would then head to a seedy sports bar in my area. We would endure the disapproving looks from the bartender as we bring our own beer in. While making awkward conversation, we would watch professional mud wrestling on the bar TV which we can barely see through the cigarette smoke haze.

Before we completely finish our Forty's, we save the last sip to pour out for our dead homies. This completed, we will leave our bottles on the bar, and once again brave the bartenders shocked look of disgust for pouring our beer all over his bar while we walk hand in hand to the battered primer grey CVCC parked out front.

I would then invite you to my humble studio apartment where I have chilled boxed wine waiting for us. We could then spend the rest of the evening chatting about how fascinated we both are by this years duck migrations, and we could discuss the highlights of classic movies such as "Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood", and "Friday".

Will you go out with me???

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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by MILAMBER: Lets talk about the perfect date that I would take you on. (Looking down at notes jotted down from Rudedawgs post- also once again, very tongue in cheek here)

Milamber!!!

*sniff*

I am so proud of you. Today, you are man. A pig of a man like me, but a Man nonetheless.


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[This message has been edited by RudeDawg (edited 06-18-2001).]

[Reeka]

Why, Milamber! At last, a man that really knows how to treat a woman. Where have you been all my life! Of course I will go out with you? You're picking me up when? Just one thing, what should I wear?

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O_H_F

[MILAMBER]

Originally posted by Reeka: Why, Milamber! At last, a man that really knows how to treat a woman. Where have you been all my life! Of course I will go out with you? You're picking me up when? Just one thing, what should I wear?

Nothing too fancy, just wear too much overly bright red lipstick with tattered jeans and a faded tank top. Don't bother with your hair - I'm sure it's fine.


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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)

[Reeka]

Uh, Milamber, you didn't tell me this was a formal occasion.

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O_H_F

[Sir Taliesin]

Yeap! See the other 99% are well represented on this post. Bet you all get a lot!

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Sir Taliesin



If they take my gun can I still use my Axe?

[kiwidoc]

Reeka - kiwidoc is very clever and can talk about all sorts of buns at the same time; burger buns, chelsea buns, cinnomen buns, dawg's buns .... they're all buns!

Sir Taliesin, remember I was an excruciatingly shy and clumsy woman. Just what are you referring to - getting lot of beer?



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