How Mad Have You Made Your Spouse Lately? - Page 3

johnny · 09-22-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Beaumanoir:

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Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
I love her, but in that instance I would kill her. Simple as that. And, if I'm sitting there holding my separated scrot in my hand when the police showed up, I think I'd have a good self defense claim.

Gawd -- even if he did cheat, it's just sex for crying out loud.

Perfectly put. I'm going to have to say i'd have to rip something of theres off before I caled it quits [/QUOTE]Don't bother, i've tried that....they won't come off.

Bahamut · 09-22-2004, 11:33 AM

Oh no... what defense do we have...

johnny · 09-22-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Bahamut:
Oh no... what defense do we have...

Jockstraps ?

Ronn_Bman · 09-22-2004, 12:02 PM

Cloth isn't enough protection, so I'm going with a PVC athletic cup... large of course.

Mack_Attack · 09-22-2004, 07:04 PM

She must of been real strong to rip the pants and then rip the balls off. He must have been there standing in the nude.

I also agree this sounds a little extreme. I give him a few months and then him and bobit will be in porn together.

Bungleau · 09-22-2004, 09:11 PM

Reminds me of a joke about a woman who came home and found her man in a *compromising* position. She ran into the other room, came back with a loaded shotgun, and started to raise it up at him.

"No, please, give me a chance!" he begged.

"Okay," she said. "You can set 'em swinging."

On the general topic, I concur that it's just sex, but "just sex" doesn't mean it's trivial. For some folks, it's important enough to kill and/or die for.

shadowhound · 09-22-2004, 09:57 PM

Geez, I think I almost cried. Thats enough to scare me away from relationships

Bahamut · 09-23-2004, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by johnny:

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Originally posted by Bahamut:
Oh no... what defense do we have...

Jockstraps ? [/QUOTE]What about Chastity belts for men...but.

Where's the fun in that? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cerek · 09-23-2004, 02:16 PM

This should be a lesson to ALL married men. If your wedding vows aren't important enough to prevent you from cheating - the smallest possibility that something like this (or the Bobbit Effect) might happen SHOULD be enough to prevent ANY thoughts of straying from entering your mind.

My apologies to the ladies, but there isn't a woman alive who can give good enough sex to risk losing the hydraulics.

A local guy didn't lose his, but the revenge his wife got was still got her point across.

After discovering his affair, she gave him a wonderful night of passion - then applied a liberal amount of superglue to the equipment before the excitement wore off.

Bungleau · 09-24-2004, 02:03 AM

Oooooooooooooooooo!!! That's beyond painful.... and he probably couldn't drive himself to the emergency room, either!

09-22-2004, 11:33 AM	#22
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	Oh no... what defense do we have... __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

09-22-2004, 12:02 PM	#24
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	Cloth isn't enough protection, so I'm going with a PVC athletic cup... large of course. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-22-2004, 07:04 PM	#25
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	She must of been real strong to rip the pants and then rip the balls off. He must have been there standing in the nude. I also agree this sounds a little extreme. I give him a few months and then him and bobit will be in porn together. __________________

09-22-2004, 09:11 PM	#26
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Reminds me of a joke about a woman who came home and found her man in a compromising position. She ran into the other room, came back with a loaded shotgun, and started to raise it up at him. "No, please, give me a chance!" he begged. "Okay," she said. "You can set 'em swinging." On the general topic, I concur that it's just sex, but "just sex" doesn't mean it's trivial. For some folks, it's important enough to kill and/or die for. __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

09-22-2004, 09:57 PM	#27
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Geez, I think I almost cried. Thats enough to scare me away from relationships __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

09-23-2004, 02:16 PM	#29
Cerek Registered Member Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 27, 2004 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 4,888	This should be a lesson to ALL married men. If your wedding vows aren't important enough to prevent you from cheating - the smallest possibility that something like this (or the Bobbit Effect) might happen SHOULD be enough to prevent ANY thoughts of straying from entering your mind. My apologies to the ladies, but there isn't a woman alive who can give good enough sex to risk losing the hydraulics. A local guy didn't lose his, but the revenge his wife got was still got her point across. After discovering his affair, she gave him a wonderful night of passion - then applied a liberal amount of superglue to the equipment before the excitement wore off. __________________ Cerek the Calmth

09-24-2004, 02:03 AM	#30
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Oooooooooooooooooo!!! That's beyond painful.... and he probably couldn't drive himself to the emergency room, either! __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

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