Your first BEST OF DISSES collection :-)

[Sever]

Originally posted by Vaskez: LOL don't start on me, dude. Ok, Dude, you're too wack to even compete with my verse I may be a bit crap, but you're Sever.....-al times worse

Yeesss! We see eye to eye. It's been fun, but this just isn't my forte. My current mental affliction is due to pass in a few days. Just as soon as we win the ashes! Then i can go back to makin' fun of poms, without mincing words. See you around Vaskez [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

(In case you're wondering, yes, i have used up my entire vocabulary of rhyme. I suk. I know. )

[Link]

Bad rhymes, Vask, it just makes you seem so hazily
Never close enough to see that you even fail to be
A clever ass copy of DMX or Slim Shady
With lame remarks like that you'll never get the best of me
And even if you were, punk, you could take away that smile
'cause your phoney arrogance'll only get you in denial
So step it up, I know you'll take a while
You'll probably take some time, gritting teeth on my style

[Vaskez]

^^haha, oooohh.
something very quick (typed in about 5 mins):

Haha, quit wit ya fake blackness, rap has many factors
And you're the Link....between rap and wackness
I'ma smack this, bitch called Link, and make peeps think
He's even more of a wimp, when he runs away n' becomes the Missing Link
Don't even blink, I'm too fast for ya, ya style's embezzled
How can ya even try n' reach up to me...
....when MOST of the Netherlands is below sea level
I'ma test ya mettle n' no doubt ya style's rusty
It's old n' played out, plus you a clown...might as well call ya Krusty

[Link]

(my computer died, sorry I took so long )

Apparently you're tryin' to be a guy with two faces
You pretend to be original but you don't know where your place is
It's in the gutter, Vask, yeah, the place where the waste is
And don't you crawl on out of it to try and walk amongst the aces
'cause that's where I'm at, I'm the opposite of outcast
At least I try to be myself instead of ripping rhymes of Everlast
You think you're top in the morning, but you're really just an ass
Wouldn't know the train had hit you, even if it came rushing past

Bring it on!

[ 08-29-2005, 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Link ]

[Vaskez]

^^lol those are stupid disses, nothing really witty or true, read some more battles then you'll be a proper opponent [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll tell ya why: no wordplay, nothing SURPRISING, nothing based on facts, no nameplay etc.

actually make an account at either rapverse or rapbattles.com then we'll post our previous verses and see who wins, haha

[ 08-29-2005, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

[Link]

And who made you rap expert, huh? Apparently my 'wordplay' was not meant for you. I thought combining both Everlast and "top in the morning" (which should actually be "top of the morning", but who's counting?!) in response to your Krusty was quite clever.

[Vaskez]

Nothing made me expert, but my 40+ battles experience makes me closer to one than you [img]tongue.gif[/img] Never mind. Let me know if you register on rapbattles.com

[Link]

Have you got the bling bling yet? And the hot tub filled with Hungarian honeys?

[Vaskez]

LMAO, that'd be wicked, but unfortunately no I'm not sure I could pull the bling bling off. That old photo in Stealthy's probably proved that

As for the honeys, I'm workin on it

[Hivetyrant]

Originally posted by Vaskez: ( I'm not sure I could pull the bling bling off. That old photo in Stealthy's probably proved that

I wouldn't say that...
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