Joke from my Inbox.

LordKathen · 09-18-2004, 05:46 PM

One day Johnny was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. Johnny stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it. So Johnny studied and studied and felt as though he knew the alphabet perfectly. The next day when Johnny had to use the bathroom he rose his hand to ask the teacher could he go. The teacher said if you can say the alphabet I'll let you go. So Johnny started to say the alphabet ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. The teacher then asked Johnny well where's the P, and Johnny responded it's running down my leg.

[ 09-18-2004, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

Xen · 09-18-2004, 05:50 PM

I've heard it before, but it's still funny.

Commo · 09-18-2004, 05:58 PM

Knock Knock..Who's There?
(Minsc) Boo!
Boo Who?
(Minsc) What is wrong dont cry!
(Viconia) Fool
(Jan) This reminds me of the time uncle scratchy came home with a bottle of polgies which i thought was funny because..
(Korgan) Blast ye'h Will ye'h shut up likkle foolish gnome!
(Jan) As i was saying uncle scratchy wa...
(Anoman) IMA RUN YOU THRU!

(Lilacor) YES KILL KILL!!

Felix The Assassin · 09-18-2004, 06:12 PM

That's as old as Uncle Vasky.

LK, I prefer the old yeller cat in your sig.

LordKathen · 09-18-2004, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Felix The Assassin:
That's as old as Uncle Vasky.

LK, I prefer the old yeller cat in your sig.

Ya, I know its old, but its still funny right? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant is still working on it for me.

[ 09-18-2004, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

Zero Alpha · 09-18-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordKathen:
I know its old, but its still funny right?

not. even. remotely.
[/crankey]

[ 09-18-2004, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: Zero Alpha ]

Kakero · 09-18-2004, 07:14 PM

poor Johnny, is this has something to do with our Johnny? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Lauren · 09-18-2004, 09:30 PM

I've heard that joke many times before as I was going through high school... thought it was pretty funny at the time... but I think it's lost it's charm. Probably because I've heard it so many times.

Gxc · 09-18-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zero Alpha:

quote:
Originally posted by LordKathen:
I know its old, but its still funny right?

not. even. remotely.
[/crankey] [/QUOTE]I thought i was pretty funny, acually i havent hear this one before. I also have a question.. how do you change your font color?

LordKathen · 09-18-2004, 11:17 PM

You type: [font color=****]Text...[?font].
Except unstead of "[" and "]", you use "<" and">".
And the astracts are the color code/name.
Like mine is "Lime", so I type "Lime" where the astracts are. Or there are codes as well.
There are tons of colors here. Have fun! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

BTW, quick tip. The easiest way to see how people do things with thier post, is to "quote" them, to see the raw text body. Then you can see the different HTML code they have used for various effects. Have fun! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

09-18-2004, 05:46 PM	#1
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	One day Johnny was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. Johnny stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it. So Johnny studied and studied and felt as though he knew the alphabet perfectly. The next day when Johnny had to use the bathroom he rose his hand to ask the teacher could he go. The teacher said if you can say the alphabet I'll let you go. So Johnny started to say the alphabet ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ. The teacher then asked Johnny well where's the P, and Johnny responded it's running down my leg. [ 09-18-2004, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: LordKathen ] __________________

09-18-2004, 05:58 PM	#3
Commo Dungeon Master Join Date: September 13, 2004 Location: England Age: 38 Posts: 57	Knock Knock..Who's There? (Minsc) Boo! Boo Who? (Minsc) What is wrong dont cry! (Viconia) Fool (Jan) This reminds me of the time uncle scratchy came home with a bottle of polgies which i thought was funny because.. (Korgan) Blast ye'h Will ye'h shut up likkle foolish gnome! (Jan) As i was saying uncle scratchy wa... (Anoman) IMA RUN YOU THRU! (Lilacor) YES KILL KILL!! __________________ The heavens move because he waves his hand! The waters stir as he twiddles his toes! The winds blow as he passes! And on a whim he can break them all!<br />(Tiax the great!)

09-18-2004, 06:12 PM	#4
Felix The Assassin The Dreadnoks Join Date: September 27, 2001 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 61 Posts: 3,608	That's as old as Uncle Vasky. LK, I prefer the old yeller cat in your sig. __________________ The Lizzie Palmer Tribute Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John F. Kennedy 35th President of The United States The Last Shot Honor The Fallen Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom. If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.

09-18-2004, 09:30 PM	#8
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	I've heard that joke many times before as I was going through high school... thought it was pretty funny at the time... but I think it's lost it's charm. Probably because I've heard it so many times. __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

09-18-2004, 11:17 PM	#10
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	You type: [font color=****]Text...[?font]. Except unstead of "[" and "]", you use "<" and">". And the astracts are the color code/name. Like mine is "Lime", so I type "Lime" where the astracts are. Or there are codes as well. There are tons of colors here. Have fun! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] BTW, quick tip. The easiest way to see how people do things with thier post, is to "quote" them, to see the raw text body. Then you can see the different HTML code they have used for various effects. Have fun! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] __________________

09-18-2004, 05:50 PM	#2
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	I've heard it before, but it's still funny.

09-18-2004, 07:14 PM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	poor Johnny, is this has something to do with our Johnny? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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