NPC Poll

[Wyvern]

Which NPC is the

SMARTEST?

DUMBEST?

BEST LOOKING?

UGLIEST?

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?

MOST EASILY FORGOTTEN?

EASIEST TO FIND?

HARDEST TO FIND?

MOST ANNOYING?

MOST HELPFUL?

KINDEST?

MEANEST?

Add in your own questions too!!

Wyv

[Bungleau]

SMARTEST? -- Hephaestus
DUMBEST? -- Torin
BEST LOOKING? -- Kerielle
UGLIEST? -- Skeser Da, with G'Ezzered Ra a close second
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? -- Hephaestus again
MOST EASILY FORGOTTEN? -- Herespia
EASIEST TO FIND? -- Herespia, Erzebette, or Keriell -- they never move
HARDEST TO FIND? --Erathsmedor
MOST ANNOYING? -- Sebastio; Scabban if you ignore shopkeepers
MOST HELPFUL? -- Kol
KINDEST? -- Erzebette
MEANEST? -- Skeser Da

[moiraine sedai]

Smartest? Hmmm, definitely Hephaestus
Dumbest? Rethpian, oh it would have to be him (seen any rats? ooh i do love a good piece of rat...)
Best Looking? Kerielle....
Ugliest? Rethpian again....(dirty little tramp....)
Most likely to succeed? what the...??
Most easily forgotten? Bilbump or Rethpian AGAIN
Easiest to find? Mekdawa
Hardest to find? jathil!
Most annoying? Rethpian oncemore
Most helpful? Gotta be urthdala
Kindest? I really liked Oakenmir
Meanest? Kerielle (honestly kerielle, i didn't mean to get you with that shock spell....i was aiming at...a tree (yeah, thats it, a tree...) Wh-What are those swarming green thin- AAHHHHH!) Seriously, Elyssia or the leprechaun...grrr...

the one i would most like to meet in real life???
rethpian - so i could arrange for him to have an 'accident'.....

Cheers,

Moiraine Sedai

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Wyvern: Which NPC is the SMARTEST? Oakenmir. He knows everything. Kerah could be up there as well. DUMBEST? Kerielle. "Ouch, Kerielle takes 5 crush damage". Does she move? "Kerielle takes crush damage"... BEST LOOKING? Vargul. UGLIEST? Elyssa. Too much make-up. Or is that a masque she´s wearing? MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? Barkeep in boogre prison. He never hands back your change. He will become very rich me thinks. MOST EASILY FORGOTTEN? Herespia EASIEST TO FIND? Rethpian, bilbump and all the ones Bungleau mentioned. HARDEST TO FIND? Raskalion MOST ANNOYING? Janthril and Torin. "Look a mantrap!" "Let´s kill it!" "Hello traveller". "Dang not that one again!" *splash* Aaarghh!! Mekdawa! "Ukabu! Why you not go see shaman?" MOST HELPFUL? Kol KINDEST? Kerah. [img]smile.gif[/img] MEANEST? Skeser Da. Cet? Add in your own questions too!! Wyv

[bsftcs]

I think the most annoying NPC has to be Mekdawa. He must be some sort of fitness freak with all that running around. When playing the game with a spellcaster with high level mooncraft I usually just teleport him to the basement of the windmill and have my little chat with him there.

[LiOnHe@rT]

SMARTEST?
i'm not very sure......
DUMBEST?
Kol --> "give me the mavin u big green mean (blah blah blah)...AAHH!!!"
BEST LOOKING?
Kerielle, chio sia!
UGLIEST?
the boogres at the prison--> skieser'da and the others
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?
same as willow, barkeep in boogre prison
MOST EASILY FORGOTTEN?
all the BAD NPCs like grue morde......
EASIEST TO FIND?
kerielle, haephastus, erzebbete.....all those who doesnt move around
HARDEST TO FIND?
JATHIL!!!
MOST ANNOYING?
sabastio of course, stupid talkative idiot......
MOST HELPFUL?
that old man at shurugeon castle, can somebody be so kind as to remind me of his name? he was the one that helped u kill those darn spirits......
KINDEST?
female NPCs EXCEPT the boogres!
MEANEST?
grue morde--> walks right up to me and starts attacking me for apparently NO reason at all! "eat this grue morde!".......

[Bungleau]

Ardibren was the old man at Shurugeon Castle.

[jsalsb]

Originally posted by Wyvern: Which NPC is the SMARTEST? All the guild masters. No matter what level you are, or even if you are The Chosen, Wielder of the Mavin, Defeater of Cet, still the guildmasters are better than you, and you can't learn or advance without them! DUMBEST? All the Raiders and Pirates: "Don't be a fool! You're outnumbered! One to Six that is, me against all of you! Ya don't have a chance!" BEST LOOKING? Erathsmedor... one good looking worm! UGLIEST? Torin (is that a mask? Uhg!) MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? The Oracles of Ishad Na: Fruitfull combination of low expectations easilly pleased, and a nice protective ring of fire. MOST EASILY FORGOTTEN? I can't remember... EASIEST TO FIND? Mekdawa, for reasons wisely stated by others HARDEST TO FIND? That Cyclops. Easy in hindsight, but I searched for ages! MOST ANNOYING? Scabban, yes? MOST HELPFUL? First Myrmaid (can't remember name). Gives you some good advice, AND her very own precious stone! KINDEST? Same as last MEANEST? Skeser Da. Just plain petty and selfish! Add in your own questions too: MOST LIKELY TO GET HIS/HER OWN SITCOM? "It's the Kol the Herretic Hour!" Wyv