some truth about women

Harkoliar · 03-04-2004, 02:45 AM

Some truth about women

The property of women

shopping

arguments

contorl

BUT.. when it comes to common sense (note: no offense intended)

runs off to hide now.

Harkoliar · 03-04-2004, 02:48 AM

another one

A woman's dilemma...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative..

NOW ....WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with....

Vaskez · 03-04-2004, 06:07 AM

ROFL nice ones Hark! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones · 03-04-2004, 07:06 AM

The first and last pics are gruesomly hilarious!

Vaskez · 03-04-2004, 07:11 AM

I actually thought the 2nd and 3rd ones were the funniest but that's probably cos I'd already seen all the others!

Lord · 03-04-2004, 06:08 PM

LOL. A bit sexist, but funny anyways. I liked the Gap one

Sythe · 03-04-2004, 06:11 PM

ROFL! I'm going to die from laughter!

Dalamar Stormcrow · 03-04-2004, 06:13 PM

2nd one is waaaaaaay too true.

Firestormalpha · 03-04-2004, 06:15 PM

I can relate directly to the shopping issue. My sister had to go shopping for a fashion class assignment on Saturday and I had to go with her.

Let's see I'm typically nice, at least several girls say I'm good looking (not necesarily a hotty, but good looking) I'm not king Midas, but I'm not broke either. Ummm... I have sever problems making the first move. Those who read in Cloudy's may have picked up on that already.

I guess Hark is right... well in a general way of speaking anyway.

Just thought of a new bit concerning maturity:

Men and women both have an on and off switch for maturity. Men just like to play with theirs a little more.

[ 03-04-2004, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

Kakero · 03-04-2004, 08:04 PM

ROFL, nice one Hark.

03-04-2004, 02:45 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	Some truth about women The property of women shopping arguments contorl BUT.. when it comes to common sense (note: no offense intended) runs off to hide now. __________________ Catch me if you can..

03-04-2004, 02:48 AM	#2
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	another one A woman's dilemma... 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.. NOW ....WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.... __________________ Catch me if you can..

03-04-2004, 06:07 AM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	ROFL nice ones Hark! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

03-04-2004, 07:06 AM	#4
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	The first and last pics are gruesomly hilarious! __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

03-04-2004, 06:08 PM	#6
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	LOL. A bit sexist, but funny anyways. I liked the Gap one __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

03-04-2004, 07:11 AM	#5
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	I actually thought the 2nd and 3rd ones were the funniest but that's probably cos I'd already seen all the others!

03-04-2004, 06:11 PM	#7
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	ROFL! I'm going to die from laughter! __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

03-04-2004, 06:13 PM	#8
Dalamar Stormcrow Banned User Join Date: November 1, 2003 Location: My own little world Age: 33 Posts: 828	2nd one is waaaaaaay too true.

03-04-2004, 06:15 PM	#9
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	I can relate directly to the shopping issue. My sister had to go shopping for a fashion class assignment on Saturday and I had to go with her. Let's see I'm typically nice, at least several girls say I'm good looking (not necesarily a hotty, but good looking) I'm not king Midas, but I'm not broke either. Ummm... I have sever problems making the first move. Those who read in Cloudy's may have picked up on that already. I guess Hark is right... well in a general way of speaking anyway. Just thought of a new bit concerning maturity: Men and women both have an on and off switch for maturity. Men just like to play with theirs a little more. [ 03-04-2004, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ] __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

03-04-2004, 08:04 PM	#10
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	ROFL, nice one Hark.

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