Some Strange Government Discriptions

[Arvon]

Only a Lawyer would like this paragraph.


On Legal Definitions, important:
Buttocks: The area at the rear of the human body (sometimes referred to as the
glutaeus maximus) which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top of such line being one-half inch below the top of the vertical cleavage of the nates (i.e., the prominence formed by the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second or bottom line being one-half inch above the lowest point of curvature of the fleshy protuberance (sometimes referred to as the gluteal fold), and between two imaginary lines, one on each side of the body (the "outside lines"), which outside lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and which perpendicular outside lines pass through the outermost point(s) at which each leg... meets the outer side of each leg. . . .


part of a St. Augustine, Florida, ordinance drafted by city commissioners
to regulate nudity on the beach and in restaurants

And from our friends , the Brits...

On Military intelligence, our British Allies and:
It is necessary for technical reasons that these warheads should be stored with the top at the bottom, and the bottom at the top. In order that there may be no doubt as to which is the top and which is the bottom, for storage purposes, it will be seen that the bottom of each head has been labeled with the word TOP.


British Admiralty instruction dealing with the storage of warheads and
torpedoes (quoted in Outrageous Quotations)

[Lord Lothar]

Ok, that British top-bottom thing is waaay too confusing...

[wellard]

Originally posted by Lord Lothar: Ok, that British top-bottom thing is waaay too confusing...

It was at first but I'm on top of it now [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[Lord Lothar]

Originally posted by wellard: quote: Originally posted by Lord Lothar: Ok, that British top-bottom thing is waaay too confusing...

It was at first but I'm on top of it now [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Oh man. And I thought some of Arvon's jokes were lame...