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04-08-2002, 03:39 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. |
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04-08-2002, 04:37 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: March 28, 2002
Location: GIU Headquarters
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man who reads that laughs
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04-08-2002, 04:45 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
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LOL... they're cool... cheers again for the laughs Arvon!!
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04-11-2002, 10:27 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
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Location: Plateau of Singapore
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Arvon, have you played Shadow Warrior?
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04-12-2002, 12:23 AM
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Dracolisk
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Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 38
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R O T F L M A O !!!!!!!!
*dies of laughter*
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